Man Arrested in Key West: "I Thought Cocaine Wasn't Illegal in Florida"

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A man arrested in Key West for cocaine possession had an interesting defense.

"I don't understand," he said according to police. "I thought cocaine wasn't illegal in Florida."

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Judge Gives Blind Florida Man His Guns Back After He Shot His Buddy to Death

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John Wayne Rogers at the Seminole County Courthouse.
The facts are not in dispute: John Wayne Rogers is legally blind. He also shot his friend to death two years ago after an hours-long drinking binge at his rural Florida home. More specific, he pointed a .308 Remington assault rifle at his buddy's chest from a little more than a foot away and then pulled the trigger.

Yet Rogers not only walked free last month but also was recently given back all of his guns by a Florida judge. Yes, Florida's Stand Your Ground law is to blame. And yes, it all happened in Sanford, the same town where Miami teen Trayvon Martin was gunned down by George Zimmerman.

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"Horny" Florida Woman Called 911 Because Officer Wouldn't Sleep With Her

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If Maria Magdelina Montanez-Colon is guilty of anything, it's being a little too honest. Well, that and trying to use 911 as her personal gigolo service.

The 58-year-old Punta Gorda woman was arrested for repeatedly trying to get a police officer to have sex with her.

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Florida Woman Stole Valentine's Date's Car, Falsely Accused Him of Rape

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Lloyd Jackson Jr.'s Valentine's Day went pretty well. His date, Tammy Hamilton, 47, decided to stay the night. It wasn't until he woke up the next morning that he realized that she had stolen his Ford Explorer. And that was only the beginning of his troubles.

See, sometimes it is better off to be alone on Valentine's Day. File that away for next year.

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Florida Man Terrified of Spiders So He Tattooed a Giant One on His Face

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Eric Rico Ortiz has never seen a spider he liked. He's terrified of them. When he sees them scuttling through his Deltona house, he scampers away in fright. So at the end of last year, he thought long and hard about that fear. And then he did what any well-reasoning 24-year-old would do in such an intellectual quandary.

He tattooed a giant black widow on his face.

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Florida Man Ends Burglary Spree By Falling Asleep on Last Victim's Couch

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Duane Immich had quite a busy night, yes he did. Lil' guy spent all night robbing four separate houses and a car, but by the time he made his last stop of the night, he was so tuckered out he just decided to pull a blanket over himself and pass out right on the victim's couch.

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Florida Man Beat Roommate to Death Over Stolen Fried Chicken Foot

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A 52-year-old from Tampa named James Jugo is facing manslaughter charges after admitting to police that he beat his roommate to death.

The cause of the deadly disagreement? A stolen chicken foot.

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Florida Woman Has Designed Make-Out Practice Pillows

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Well, considering it's so hard to meet anyone in Miami, one of these might come in handy for some of y'all.

Yes, a Florida woman has designed "make-out practice pillows" for all your lonely late night needs.

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Florida Teacher Suspended for Making Students Study Lil Wayne Lyrics

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Catcher in the Rye, The Adventures of Huck Finn, The Carter IV. Guess which literary endeavor that includes some questionable language got a Florida teacher suspended after he taught it in class? Yeah, it was the Lil Wayne album.

A Boynton Beach charter school placed a teacher on a three-day suspension after handing out uncensored lyrics to Wayne's song "6 Foot 7" in class.

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Frozen Alligators and Meth Found in Florida Home

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Two cars in every garage, boiling Gatorade in every pot, frozen alligators in every freezer, and a bunch of meth within reach of your twin babies. Isn't that the Florida dream? Wait, no, excuse us -- nightmare.

Three people were arrested in Polk County after deputies found a bunch of meth, a marijuana plot in their home, frozen gators, and, somehow, a live sea bass.

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