Crush Porn Actress Arrested at MIA, Charged With Cruelty to Animals

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Stephanie Hird has been charged with animal cruelty for appearing in "crush porn."
For the second time this month, a woman has been arrested in Miami for participating in "crush porn."

Stephanie Hird, 29, was busted yesterday while trying to board a flight at Miami International Airport. Her arrest comes two weeks after another woman, Sara Zamora, was also arrested for animal cruelty. Police say the women appear in locally made fetish videos killing small animals and then committing sex acts on camera.

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Topless Florida Woman Who Destroyed McDonald's Tells Her Story

Categories: WTF Florida

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The surveillance video that leaked yesterday of a woman clad only in a thong rampaging through a Florida McDonald's was so bizarre we weren't even sure if it was real. Well now the woman, 41-year-old Sandra Suarez, has come forward to explain herself.

Suarez says she wasn't drunk or on drugs during the incident, but rather was suffering from a bipolar incident.

See also: Topless Florida Woman Destroying McDonald's Caught on Video

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Topless Florida Woman Destroying McDonald's Caught on Video

Categories: WTF Florida

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Clearly, Florida is a not a safe place for fast-food restaurants. Someone doing something crazy in a burger joint in the Sunshine State is about as frequent as summer afternoon rain, yet a woman in St. Petersburg has made an entry into the canon that is bound to become legendary.

She somehow wound up in nothing but a thong inside a McDonald's and proceeded to literally tear the place apart. Naturally, security footage was posted online.

We really, really hope this isn't some elaborate Jimmy Kimmel hoax.

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Miami Beach's Most Protective Cat Owner Spies on Roommate, Clashes With Cops

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There were boxes all over the apartment, cords hanging from the ceiling, and cables running all over the floors. But despite the general disarray, Florence Nwosu was mostly upset about the cats. Her South Beach roommate, Bridge Golde, had a ton of them. The 48-year-old couldn't breathe inside her Lincoln Road apartment and opened a window to let in some air.

This displeased Miami Beach's most protective cat owner, who confronted her roommate after admitting she'd installed cameras to spy on her. The whole fiasco ended with shoving, police being called to the apartment, and code inspectors being notified of the horrible conditions.

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Florida Teen Couple Tried to Kill Parents Who Kept Them Apart

Categories: WTF Florida

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It's a twisted Florida version of Romeo and Juliet. Except it's the parents who (almost) ended up dead instead of the young lovers.

A 13-year-old girl and her 15-year-old boyfriend near Ocala concocted a plan to kill the girl's parents so the two could be together and it got as far as slashing the mother's neck. Luckily, they had a change of heart and drove the mother to the hospital. However, the teen lovers still face several charges.

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Keys Man Held Up A 12-Year-Old Boy Scout at Gunpoint

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Perhaps the only thing more deplorably than holding up a Boy Scout trying to raise funds for his troop at gunpoint is doing the same to a Girl Scout, but then at least you'd get some Thin Mints and Tagalongs. A man who robbed a 12-year-old Boy Scout down in the Keys only walked away with $40 and some coupon books.

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Mom Who Drove Minivan Into Ocean Faces Attempted Murder Charges; Worried About Demons and Abusive Husband

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Ebony Wilkerson has been identified as the pregnant woman who drove a minivan with her three children inside into the Atlantic Ocean off of Daytona Beach earlier this week. The 32-year-old South Carolina woman has now been charged with attempted murder as more details of the incident come forward.

See Also: Video: Pregnant Woman Drove Minivan Full of Kids Into Ocean in Florida.

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Phantom Pisser Terrorizes University of Florida Students

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What ever happened to those decals of Calvin pissing on things? Back in the 90s, if your F-150 wasn't emblazoned with cartoon character mischievously urinating on [another truck company's name/a pictorial version of an abstract concept/your least-favorite sports team's logo] you didn't believe in anything. You weren't in the driver's seat of your own life. Those bootleg stickers made for the most populist form of social commentary ever, and they seems to have disappeared into the cultural vortex with other relics of the era, like "the Super 'S'" and Lisa Frank.

Fret not. One Florida man has decided to bring back the pre-Internet meme, and to do it IRL. Gainesville Police Department says that a man has been going around and peeing on University Florida students. Three incident reports have been filed thus far by Gator fans who allege they fell victim to a phantom pisser.

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Virginia Man Stuffed Mom in Trunk Because She Wouldn't Move to Miami With Him

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Regelio Lopez, 20 of Richamond, Virginia, apparently had big dreams of heading I-95 and starting a new life in Miami. The problem is he didn't have anyone to move with. Even his own mother wouldn't come. So he stuffed her in his trunk and tried to make her move anyway.

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Video: Pregnant Woman Drove Minivan Full of Kids Into Ocean in Florida

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Dramatic footage of the aftermath of a pregnant woman driving her Honda Odyssey into the sea with her three children inside has surface. Little is known yet about the woman's identity or what lead to her driving into the ocean.

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