Michy's Robbed - Jacked 4 Wine & Dinero

Short Order has obtained police reports for a robbery occurring on December 11th, 2008 at Michy's, a high profile  restaurant headed by one of America's top chefs, Michelle Bernstein. Michy's is located on 69th and Biscayne, just a few years ago that was the intersection of Crackwhore and Carjack. Thieves forced entry through a side window ($500 value) and made off with  $1,100 cash, and 15 bottles of wine ($1,500 value). Did management leave that much money in the register overnight, was it in a safe, an office drawer? We don't know those details yet, but rest assured Short Order has put in calls and is on the case. We will have more details for you as they emerge so tune in regularly. Meanwhile, enjoy this page from the police report which contains the loss assessment and crime narrative. Click the image for a legible view.