Win 25 Grand for your Beefcake
By Gail Shepherd in News
Friday, Jan. 30 2009 @ 11:37AM
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See the full rules and enter your recipes on line at www.beefcookoff.org. Last day to submit is March 31, 2009.
In the meantime, since I've been wholly converted by the latest  supersexy PETA ad (Ok, I admit it, pumpkins are totally hottitudinous), here's my beef recipe:
Take one innocent lil' baby veal calf from its torturous cage,
Find its Momma Bessie standing in her own crap and chained to the automatic milking machine,
Track down its daddy in the nasty, overcrowded feed lot,
Add a dash of mad cow disease and a pinch of e.coli,
And set them Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(to be sung to the tune of Public Enemy's "Fight the Power").






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