Friday Food Funnies
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This week: Vegetables
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Garfield (Jim Davis)
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. ~Fran Lebowitz
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. ~P.J. Rourke
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ~Mark Twain
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~Will Rogers
You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. ~Franklin P. Jones
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~Fran Lebowitz
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Garfield (Jim Davis)
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. ~Fran Lebowitz
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. ~P.J. Rourke
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ~Mark Twain
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~Will Rogers
You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. ~Franklin P. Jones
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~Fran Lebowitz
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