Friday Food Funnies: Sushi
I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious. ~George Carlin.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, 'Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!' ~Lynda Montgomery.
In Mexico we have a word for sushi. Bait. ~Jose Simon
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate, you know someone's fingers have been all over it. ~Julia Child
I was once watching this documentary on Discovery channel. They had this Asian family cooking scorpions. The reporter asked one of the family members: 'What does it taste like?' The family member responded: 'Tastes like penguin'. ~Octane
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? ~Unknown