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|But will you work for a job, wash for soap, cut hair for scissors, or just smoke for weed?|
From the strip mall outposts of our suburban wastelands to the grimy corners in the heart of the city, our fast-food bread lines form their motorized queues and serve our doom 99 cents at a time. While our president shills for Five Guys
, real mom-and-pops shut down for good, and master electricians push carts at Home Depot. Things are getting ugly, so a healthy breakfast is more important than ever -- watch what you eat. Here's what you might have missed last week.