Dinner with Wine for $27.50 at Cacao
But I digress. Allow me to add that the $27.50 deal at Cacao Restaurant (tax and gratuity not included) runs through the month of July and features a three-course menu of red delicious apple salad with basil vinaigrette sorbet, main course choice of grilled Black Angus rib eye or flap steak (vacio), "El Rey" dark chocolate molten cake, and a glass of Malbec. If you go on a Monday, select bottles of wine are 50 percent off. Tuesdays bring a waiver on corkage fees. Limit on both wine deals is two bottles per table -- and if you drink much more, you'll likely be under the table.
By the way, just joking about getting paid by the word. I wish.