All-You-Can-Eat Fried Chicken Every Wednesday at Michy's
|Michy's fried chicken and sides.|
- Why did the chicken cross Biscayne? To take a hot bath at Michy's, in bubbling oil.
- Fried is to chicken as cold is to beer.
- If chicken was the first female president she would be called Aberhen Lincoln.
- Think out of the bawks.
- What came first the chicken or the biscuit? Who cares, pass the biscuits.
- What do prisoners call a beastiality inmate? Chicken fingers.
- What do you call a sexy chicken? Chickendra Wilkinson.
- Where do chickens move to when they want a suburban home? Chickendall.
- Who cares? The people of America and the world, as evidenced by the popularity of said bird, killed, plucked, heated and eaten. One of the top methods, fried.