Friday Food Funnies: Girl Talk
| Thanks to Alex Izaguirre for the cool new Friday Food Funnies graphic |
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. ~Joan Rivers
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. ~Rita Rudner
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. ~Erma Bombeck
I like to have one martini, two at the very most... after three I'm under the table, after four I'm under the host! ~Dorothy Parker


























