Monster Energy's Java Monster Drink Reviews
|Monster in the parking lot.|
One of the broads handed me a couple of cans while the other took a picture. We got a can of Java Monster Mean Bean and Java Monster Russian. Here's what we think.
|Russian Java Monster|
Flavor Profile: Tastes like someone melted a bootleg Jolly Rancher candy into a pot of week-old, bottom-shelf coffee.
Positives: Carries a monster energy buzz.
Final Thoughts: I would never buy this drink or even open it if I got it for free. They need to take this shwill back to the lab and reformulate it.
|Mean Bean Java Monster|
First Impression: This shit's pretty damn good.
Flavor Profile: Vanilla roast flavored coffee with monster lab sugar.
Negatives: Can not big enough to satisfy thirst.
Final Thoughts: I've bought this before, I would buy it again.