Saturday Dream Date at Eos & More For Sale
Thankfully he hasn't yet contracted that piggy thing (I could make a joke about him not keeping kosher and therefore being susceptible, but you've probably already heard that one), yet I wasn't taking any chances. Since we're booked for through year's end, I've decided to auction off my Saturday wallet-friendly date idea to someone who can actually smooch someone special. Sigh.
Of course, you'll need to inform your lover that he or she needs to pack a bathing suit, a comfortable outfit for lounging, and a nice getup for a late-night treat. Here's what you do from there:
2:30 p.m. Put your sundries in a locker and head out to the 300-foot pool for some drinky-poos, a dip in the cool water, and some serious suntan oil slathering.
5 p.m. Rinse off and head to the locker rooms for a bathrobe.
5:30 p.m. Enjoy your mutual rubdowns, then follow the experience up with a trip to the floating library, sauna and jacuzzi. They're all included in the price of your treatment, after all.
9:30 p.m. Head upstairs in the Viceroy for cocktails and dinner at Eos, and try Michelin-star Chef Michael Psilakis' amazing Mediterranean eats. Gotta love his signature acidic spike, especially in dishes like the Greek paella.
11 p.m. Finish the night off with a Florodora or two (raspberries, Tanqueray No. Ten, lime juice, and ginger ale) at Club 50.
As for what happens after midnight, that's all you. I can't charge for that kinda stuff.