Happy Festivus: Top 10 Festivus Foods for your Festivus Party!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Festivus For The Rest of Us view the video above for a three-minute primer on the fastest growing holiday in the Western Hemisphere.

Holiday season 2009 is set to be a record-breaking year for American households celebrating Festivus. That being said, though most Festivus celebrants are familiar with the Airing Of Grievances and The Feats Of Strength, most are unaware of the food traditions of Festivus.

Here are our top 10 Festivus foods for your Festivus party.

10. Pizza, Chinese and Indian Takeout

Working on Festivus? Demand double overtime.
Between all the preparations of finding a pole to decorate, and working out your muscles for the Feats of Strength, you may be too tired to cook. Festivus law holds forth that take-out Chinese, Indian food, and pizza are all celebrated foodstuffs for the holiday.

9. Bagel Bites

Mmmm...kosher bagels.
Nothing says Festivus like the original kosher mini pizza bagel. Stock up on a few cases of Macababies mini bagel pizzas and your guests will be begging for the microwave recipe.

8. Sardines and Pork Rinds

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We call it Sarpuerco.
The Ode To That Which Many Do Not Understand is integral to the Festivus celebration. The traditional meal of sardines and pork rinds otherwise known as Sarpuerco is monumentally important to true Festivus adherents and may not appeal to bandwagon Festivians.

7. Scotch Whisky

Don't drown your grievances, get wasted and let em out.
Does any greater understanding of Festivus exist in the world than that which is produced by the heavy consumption of fine Scotch Whisky? No. Get you some.

6. Nacho Cheese

If it's not yo cheese don't eat it.
Despite what the picture above may have you believe, it is Festivus tradition to place the chips at least 3 feet away from the cheese. Then, when somebody asks what it is, you say "It's not yo cheese." If they eat it anyway you get to hit them with a broom handle.

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