Happy Festivus: Top 10 Festivus Foods for your Festivus Party!
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Festivus For The Rest of Us view the video above for a three-minute primer on the fastest growing holiday in the Western Hemisphere.
Holiday season 2009 is set to be a record-breaking year for American households celebrating Festivus. That being said, though most Festivus celebrants are familiar with the Airing Of Grievances and The Feats Of Strength, most are unaware of the food traditions of Festivus.
Here are our top 10 Festivus foods for your Festivus party.
10. Pizza, Chinese and Indian Takeout
|Working on Festivus? Demand double overtime.|
9. Bagel Bites
8. Sardines and Pork Rinds
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7. Scotch Whisky
|Don't drown your grievances, get wasted and let em out.|
6. Nacho Cheese
|If it's not yo cheese don't eat it.|