Top 10 Foods Charlie Sheen Can't Get in Jail, If He Goes
Did you know that back in 1990 Charlie Sheen shot his then-fiancee in the arm, accidentally?
If his newest arrest results in jail time we're guessing these are the top ten foods Charlie Sheen might miss most illustrated by photo parodies via Charlie Sheen's mugshot and the creative commons.
10. Pizza Delivery
|Bro, awesome fuckin pizza dude.|
|Totally killer burger.|
8. Making Sushi
|Who wants a roll?|
|Sometimes I dress like a homeless grandpa and cook in the back alley.|
6. Fried Fish Soup
|Hey, I love fried fish soup.|
5. English Muffin
4. Cereal for Breakfast
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If Charlie Sheen has any special cereals he likes he probably won't be able to get them in jail.
3. Ice Cream
|Who screams for ice cream?|
2. Guinea Pig
|I used to have one of these as a pet|
|We come to you from the planet waffletron.|