Suggested Restaurant Mottos: Tap Tap, Scorpion Mexican Bar, AltaMare & More
JB Kitchen & Bar:
Same lousy restaurant as before, but with a brand new name!
Only three years behind the contemporary steak house craze!
The South Beach Wine & Food Festival:
Just like watching The Food Network, but in 3D!
A cool place to dine even when there isn't a disaster in Haiti!
Scorpion Mexican Bar
Just like dining in Mexico, but without the murderous drug wars!
We moved next door, hired a new chef, and added a lettter to our moniker -- just to confuse you!
BK Whopper Bar:
Only two years behind the upscale hamburger craze!
Our food is dee-lish! Or at least that's what our co-owner Ricky Williams says, although come to think of it he had teeny red eyes and was giggling when he said it.