Top 10 Strange and Funny Food Gag Gifts

10. Lunch Lady Action Figure
Remember your lunch lady? Didn't she look a lot like this one? Here she is, ready for action. Not the kind of stabbing action we remember hearing about on the news when two lunch ladies in an argument over fried chicken left one dead at Carver Middle School in 1993, but action like scooping and serving.

via fivestars21 on ebay.

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9. Lil Tubby Action Figure
Hey look, a fat kid with goofy clothes, a four scoop ice cream cone, a corn dog and a lollipop. Let's watch more tv, play more video games, go outside less, and eat more sugar, drink more soda, scarf down more chips, donuts, cookies, hormone modified animal products, and processed foods. Hooray! BTW, this is nothing against us big folks, just the culture that feeds us this horrible shit.

via everydaystuff on ebay.

​8. Fake Plastic Potato Chips
Some games require chips, grownup games like poker and blackjack. Then there are the games that require fake plastic food reproductions. For those, somebody made these. One day the human species will wipe ourselves out, aliens will find stuff like this and think we were idiots.

via wonderbricks on ebay.

​7. Lego Food - apple, bread, cherry, croissant, fish
When socialism takes over America and the government replaces meat with food pills, they'll come in shapes like these.

via dadventuredan on ebay.

​6. Lego Donut Delivery 
That is the weed smokingest looking lego character ever. Look at the dilated pupils, burnout goatee, pot head smile. He's not delivering those donuts at all. He's eating them! Even his legs are green, like marijuana. His truck says good for the attitude, and his hand was designed to hold blunts. Anybody hiring donut deliver drivers?