Erotic Art and Kid Waiters at Sweet Times Gourmet & Cafe
|Sushi bar and lesbian kiss|
|$6 mango mousse|
A pint-sized server in an apron, too young to have ever wielded a razor blade, brought our hot pot of tea, two tea bags, and cups over with careful precision. And as he walked away, he seemed to cover his eyes in order not to see the semi-nude and homoerotic artwork on the walls.
The mango mousse, with guava layer, was smooth and had a light cheesecake-like consistency. The slices of mango served as both a garnish and nice touch. A guava drizzle and powdered sugar topped the mousse.
And then the bill came. The mango mousse ended up being $6 and the teas $3 each. Price gouging is what it is. With tax and tip, $15 for dessert for two. At the top of the receipt, the heading read "16 Fifty Restaurant at the Albion." If I were Sweet Times, I'd try to find my identity as soon as possible.
|$3 cup of tea|
3451 NE First Ave., Suite 104, Miami