Miami Heat vs. Chicago Bulls: They're Just a Bunch of Wieners
With the help of local boy Udonis Haslem, the Heat nailed the Bulls last night 85-75. Now we come back to Miami for re-ignition of this NBA Eastern Conference Finals sausage fest on Saturday at 8:30 p.m.
Since we're foodies, not sports handicappers, we decided to do a "playoff" of the food kind - pitting the Chicago Hot Dog against our version, the Colombian. Here's what we found:
The Chicago Dog
|The Chicago Dog|
If you want to check out a Chicago Dog, Dogma Grill makes a traditional Chicago dog, complete with poppy seed bun for $3.95.
The Colombian Dog
|The Colombian - with lots of ketchup. And everything else.|
Wait...it gets better. How about some fruit on your dog? You can have pineapple, peaches, plums or whipped cream (as in the Heat are gonna cream the Bulls).
Now here comes the real stick-it-to Chicago moment. The Colombian Dog comes with....(gasp)..Ketchup! Take that Chicago! If you want to try one for yourself, La Perrada de Edgar serves up a Colombian for under $5.
Our verdict? The Colombian Dog (and The Heat) will take down Chicago's wimpy little limp wieners in five games. Today and every day. Go Heat!