Chris Bosh Bogged Down by Junk Food, Still Makes Game 3 Winner

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Keith Allison
Bosh detoxing.
Somebody asked Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh in Dallas if he was getting any home cooked meals, and this was his answer, "I was like, 'Absolutely not.' I want to eat all garbage, junk food and room service just to get that road feel."

The Chicago Tribune, surely trying to find out any trash on our players after the Bulls were annihilated by the Heat, wrote this morning about Bosh's plan. They are pathetic individuals, though this quote might help to explain Mr. Bosh's weird play.

Perhaps this is why our boy was playing like a sack of fried potatoes throughout most of the game last night. Okay that sumbitch Kidd whacked him in the eye, but is that a reason to miss a dunk? Or a reason to be off course on his signature 14 footer?

Bosh, as haters are saying, isn't overhyped, nor does he suck. Sometimes, perhaps, he is streaky and can't maintain any consistency in his play. But the real reason for Chrissy's crappy play through most of the game, is that the man has been gobbling up all the fast food and junk food in Dallas to remind himself that he is not at home - his real home, not his old home -- Dallas where he attended high school.

He felt he needed to be constantly reminded that the arena will not be white hot and filled with Heat fans, but instead filled with people who want to see our big three fail. Pathetic Texans who probably survive on junk food themselves.

And that proves that our boy Bosh is so dedicated to the game, the team, and the city of Miami. But, for game four, Boshster, please think up another strategy to remind yourself that you are not in Miami.

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Jimbob
Jimbob

LOL. You're setting up "junk food" as an excuse to later use when Dallas OWNS Miami in 6?  Wow.  Stay retarded, Miami.  Play some samba music or whatever you Cubans enjoy...

Archiekelley
Archiekelley

I love Bosh too, however taking an objective view point Chris is going to have to play better for it to be  easier for the Heat to win.  With a solid game from Bosh it would not be a close game.  Less errors and less fumbling around. He was trying to contribute but he was not fluent. Hopefully, he has gotten the message.  In addition, I did not think I was talking to people who follow just their emotional feelings than being objective.     

Heatfan
Heatfan

The article was written by Ira Windermann who writes for the Sun Sentinel. Stop with the persecution complex shit.

Go HEAT
Go HEAT

You mean for game 4.... think up another strategy for game four...

And Archiekelley... you're an idiot.  We love Bosh.  Bosh loves us.  I got one word for you.....

Boshasaurus.

Archiekelley
Archiekelley

Chris has done more to hurt Miami than to help them.  He has been stumbling all over the court, bobbling the ball, and  missing shots like he is a rookie.  The Heat would have won easily if they played Chris sparingly.  Chris's play has kept  Dallas in the game 

strangerchat
strangerchat

Remarkably stupid.  He hit the crucial shot towards the end of the game.  He was effective on defense, setting screens.  Go back to watching golf.

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