Rush Limbaugh Announces "Two If By Tea" Iced Tea

Categories: Obscurity
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The dittos are coming...the dittos are coming...
Radio Talker and blowhard Rush Limbaugh just announced his brand new line of Paul Revere-inspired iced teas, "Two If By Tea."

It's available in four varieties - regular, diet, raspberry, and diet raspberry. All of them feature all natural ingredients and a picture of Rush on a horse, dressed and ready to warn the British that we have arms and they can't take them away....or something like that.

Limbaugh announced the teas on his radio show, noting they are not sold in any stores because no one would buy them no sane company would carry them he wanted to be able to ensure everyone got a fair shake at buying the teas, which are priced at $23.76 per case (missed opportunity Rush, shouldn't they have been priced at $17.76?)

The tea, according to the website, "represents traditional American values of capitalism and excellence. Each bottle is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation." Wow! That's a big responsibility for a little bottle of iced tea, don't ya think, Rush?

Stranger still are the insights into Limbaugh and wife Kathryn's bedroom romps in the FAQ's section. In answer to the question, "Why is Rush Putting his name on a tea?, it states, "On Rush and Kathryn's wedding night, Kathryn said to him - "Rush, why don't you put your mug on a tea beverage dressed up in colonial costume including a wig with a bow and a tricorne hat, riding a frightened-horse, holding a bottle of tea with an American flag on it?" As she was pouring over historical poems and references in her galloping mind, Kathryn said, "We should call it Two If By Tea™!" Rush said, "OK!"

The only part of this whole tea debacle that's not a total joke? Two if by Tea will donate a minimum of $100,000 to MC-LEF (The Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation) beginning in June 2011.

Watch Rush make his historical tea announcement here:



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Rdb
Rdb

Typical Liberals! No facts just name calling. How much are you parasite liberals donating?

Bobandpat2
Bobandpat2

Hi Rush, I wanted to change my order to raspberry flavor & your people wouldn't let me changemy order. I called the same day and emailed too. Please see what you can do for me.  thank you  bobandpat2@comcast.com

Mfls
Mfls

sad, sad libs can't stand it when someone makes a dime they can't get their hands on.  OH NO, not for themselves, to give to protect the insects, right to trees.  They really need very little to get by, a gov. check or two for themselves and every member of their family.  You know you can have 7 government babies, free phone, apartment, food, med. care, child care and you still want someone to personally pick you up, put you on the bus to take your butt out of the way of the huricane.

Str8blues
Str8blues

Laine Doss another elite liberal media loser that sounds a little childish with her less than objective review of Rush's new tea line.   More power to Rush....he way more to charity each year than Doss makes.......and though it may hurt Ms. Doss.....Rush speaks the truth.   Can't wait to get my first case of Rush's tea and support MC-LEF.   Dittos Rush!

carolyn
carolyn

I for one would sure be interested in knowing how many new jobs were created with the production of this new product.  Seems to me Rush needs to show President Obama how it's done.   

Pinebyr
Pinebyr

Laine DossIt is a wonder to read such unbiased writing. But then again, I am sure you would write against any good cause,if it is sponsored by hardworking americans that earn their money rather than getting government handouts. I hope your food stamps and welfare do not run out as you probaly cannot support yourself as a wwriter.Richard

Yak
Yak

Considering that CEO's take home pay averages 650 times workers pay, I want to see the top 5-percent income earners pay 100-percent of income tax. They can afford it and then some. There is NO reason why any American should be without health care, food or shelter in this civilized rich nation.

Mike Milano
Mike Milano

Rush has “created” more jobs than Obummer and the always brilliant Bite me administration has all year. Just admit, you hate prosperity and love trickle up poverty.

lisaglenn18
lisaglenn18

Very true that major brands do give out samples on their products, search online for "123 Samples" we just got ours today. You wont need CC. 

Genejames52
Genejames52

Why don't you aholes go back to your righty sites and kiss the a$$ of the likes of Savage, the most despicable one of all, Limbaugh and racist Boortz. YOU will all get the poverty you deserve when your right wing greed mongers get all the tea party and Republicans elected.  Enjoy your misery and poverty, cuz they are coming to take it away and leave you on the street you idiots.

Recreant5
Recreant5

Go Rush, You have got those liberal pinheads frothing at the mouth, if one of these nuts bites your dog get him some rabies shots rights away.

Brian
Brian

Guess your not a fan of his or his message

Livinthelife
Livinthelife

I will say one thing. This New Times writer DOES know how to stir up a controversy!

Tom
Tom

Very interesting man that I ve never heard in my life even though I have never seen this great man before.  Because I am a foreigner knowing English very little couple years ago, once I listen to this man from that day I don't miss his show even one time besides he has transcript that I can learn from not only his humor, geneousity, articulation... 

bromes4378
bromes4378

Once again Rush rides roughshod over the Liberal LEFT media.  The more you fools on the left try to make Rush seem foolish, the more successful he gets.

Randy Roberts
Randy Roberts

No middleman - all the money for Rush and Charity - efficiency at it's best!

Johndillon
Johndillon

I think the author hit the nail on the head. Ok, I have to say it before someone else does...PUMPKIN HEAD  LOL LOL LOL!

Casturdreams
Casturdreams

Check Websters or reference an English 101 textbook. You are wrong FinbarOS. But lets say you don't have one handy - ever hear of a man lusting after a young girl? Remember Amy Warmus? Certainly not homosexual! Now get off the internet, go back to the boobtube and watch Fox News.

Rolf Easton
Rolf Easton

I'd try it but am afraid it'll make me a bad fatty who needs viagra, so I'll pass. 

Casturdreams
Casturdreams

And now an English lesson for Jagzster.  Pedofile = Man/Boy.  Homosexual = Man/Man or Woman/Woman. Ya dult!

Thegoodside
Thegoodside

Another act of blasphemy on Paul Revere's ride. First Palen's flub and now Limbaugh cashing in. Lord knows when Hannity will weigh in...

Always Fresh
Always Fresh

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You should have classified this rhetoric from "Obscurity" to "Tantrum"

Amwood98
Amwood98

The beauty of the internet. Put some stuff on the web, tell your Jim Jones followers how good it is and watch them drink.

"Free Shipping" sure, it's free if you don't factor in the exponential mark up.

tex2
tex2

Why give up $6/case by charging $17.76? Sounds like a "made" opportunity to me. LOL

Jim
Jim

Laine is lame.

Tarheel
Tarheel

Laine Doss sounds like a 14 year old middle school girl.  Just silly.

Jagzster
Jagzster

Paul Revere's Midnight Ride was in 1775 Ya Big Dope!

Dr Wonmug
Dr Wonmug

Laine - Initially, I took exception to your snarky comments on Rush's venture.  Then I thought about all the good works he has done, whereas you are a non-achiever.  Your jealousy of Rush is thereby easy to understand.  You will never amount to anything in life.  Have a nice day.

Gary
Gary

Go get one of those great high paying jobs that can provide all those things, you know like the jobs your dear leader Obama keeps talking about!

Gary
Gary

Obama has already acomplished that!

Dozersbro
Dozersbro

People like you need help. 

Genejames52
Genejames52

limbaugh is a blowhard ahole. He and his ilk will put people you recreant5 in the poor house too as his a&& gets richer. You deserve such a creep.

Dozersbro
Dozersbro

You are not the same Dozersbro as the first reply. That's me. 

RockThisWorld
RockThisWorld

Her article is intended to ridicule Rush, but it's free advertising for him and actually inspired me (and hopefully others) to order a case.  As with most liberal intentions, it resulted in the opposite effect of that intended.  Raise taxes . . . get less revenue.  CashForClunkers . . . raise the price of used cars, thus hurting the little guy.  More regulation?  Send jobs abroad. 

Check which areas of the country are losing population . . . . . it's no surprise people are leaving liberal strongholds in droves.  Detroit & NY are but 2 examples.

FinbarOS
FinbarOS

Pedophile is a subset of homosexual. Ya dolt!

bromes4378
bromes4378

What you characterize as 'Palin's flub' was actually based on a letter written by Paul Revere himself. In fact, Revere DID tell the British that a force of 500 members of the Colonialist militia was on the way since he warned the populace of an impending British military action. 

One leftwing historian has announced that he disbelieves Revere!   Anything to make Palin look foolish, eh?

RockThisWorld
RockThisWorld

Don't buy it if you don't like the markup.  Capitalism 101.

Gary
Gary

If you want to set the price, why don't you go build your own iced tea company!

Bmundorff
Bmundorff

Oh well...they had the tea party date wrong, too...can't wait to try the raspberry.

FinbarOS
FinbarOS

You must forgive Laine. After all, hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year.

Genejames52
Genejames52

What good work? Dope head? Overeater? Repugnant rich man at the expense of people who believe any lie?

Odsveteran
Odsveteran

Yes, and while his a$$ got richer he's employing and contributing to the employment of how many? Shipping is "free" but you can bet that UPS is getting paid for delivering it to your house and that's good ol' American Teamsters. Why is it that Limbaugh getting richer is evil but nothing is ever said about (insert Hollywood Star name here) getting another 10 million for their next movie? It doesn't bother me that either get richer. We have the power to choose wether we wish to support them with our $$.

Genejames52
Genejames52

When you jerks are 65 and living on the street while his fat a$$ is sitting in his Palm Beach mansion sipping his racist tea I just may laugh at you.

bromes4378
bromes4378

wrong ... it is sexual activity between adult and child ..... heterosexual or homosexual ....

Genejames52
Genejames52

bromes4378, making Palin look foolish takes NO effort.

Bmundorff
Bmundorff

What!!!!!....is my government social security check not coming? I was soooo counting on your lib programs to survive in my old age. Not sure 65 will remain the retirement age anyway.

Gary
Gary

More proof why Sarah Palin should run and win!  If the Liberals hate her that much than she must be the one!for the job

Bonnylour
Bonnylour

Don't you just wish you were as "foolish""  - sorry she makes you uncomfortable!  Idiot! 

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