Cow Heart Makes Hearts Stop

Categories: Show & Tell
Each week's edition of Show & Tell gets more adventurous. It's organ time! Usually ceviche is the first dish that comes to mind when thinking of Peruvian food, at least for nonnatives. That's what some Short Order writers thought even before the white Styrofoam box was opened; they were in for a surprise.
canchas (toasted corn kernels)

Smaller dishes were sampled before our main entrée. First, canchas were passed around. These large kernels of toasted corn are tossed in salt as finger food and are usually served as a snack before appetizers. Our group of seven agreed the canchas were yummy, while two said they were too dry. One taster scarfed a handful and said they reminded him of a larger version of unpopped kernel corn that he loves to fish for at the bottom of popcorn bags.

To conquer the dryness, more corn was served, this time in liquid form. Chicha morada, a sweetened purple corn drink, was passed around. Each response to this sugary-cinnamon beverage varied: "Wheaty aftertaste," "Tastes like grape meets oatmeal," and one writer commented about the strong similarities to German glühwein, saying that the mulled nutmeg and clove-scented similarities were astonishingly similar -- "It could even be served hot, like glühwein" she added. This was her first time trying it, and at first she thought it was beet juice because of its intense deep-purple color. She passed it on to someone else because it was too sweet for her startled tastebuds.

All photos taken by Caitlin Granfield

Starchy root yuca (cassava) is served next with a side of huancaína sauce. "A little dry" was the majority consensus of this fried dish. The bright yellow, slightly spicy huancaína reminded one taster of Velveeta sauce. Strong currents of red pepper were was detected by a few. One disgruntled sampler commented how Pollo Tropical "makes their yuca just as good." He also added it tastes like a French fry but rootier.

Now on to the main dish. Let me just add that coming into this Short Order Show & Tell with my Peruvian dishes from Limon y Sabor that I had the foolish idea that veteran food writers would be more daring about ethnic foods. After all, Miami's culinary status feeds upon ethnicity.
But noses were immediately turned up and squeamish childish facial expressions were in full effect upon just glancing at the anticucho, or cow heart. Before the first bite,  their minds were made up. Two of the writers with tons of food writeups under their belts were so grossed out by the "spongy texture" that one turned green and the other offered her mints. You would have thought that the light-brown, lean piece of meat was still pulsating. A plea of "You gotta warn somebody if it's really fucking weird" summed up one writer's traumatized state of mind. The other couldn't stop talking about how gross it was.
Anticucho (cow heart)
Needless to say, the dish received low ratings. (Though Sabor a Peru, located a few blocks south from Limon y Sabor, makes a tastier anticucho because their earthy, slightly spicier sauce reigns, this dish was not as "gross" as made out to be.)

A wanderer of the halls was invited in to sample the heart, and he scarfed it down, dunking it in the creamy huancaína sauce for added flavor. On a scale of 1 to 10, he gave it an 8.

Limon y Sabor is located at 3045 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Click here for website.  

Short Order Ratings (Scale of 1 to 10):
Cancha: 5; chicha morada: 7, yuca: 6; anticucho: 4.75
Price including tip: $30 
Watching food writers squirm: priceless.

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what happened with the complaining lady who likes to hear the sound of her own voice??? the one that kept saying... gross! gross!!


Anticuchos may not be an haute cuisine speciialty but they are really good, these writers should have give them a chance


Oooooo, I'd back off on the spelling retort, Caitlin. Styrophone? LOL. Although, I would agree that there are tons of restaurants representing foods from a myriad of countries in our area. I found nothing offensive or inaccurate in that statement whatsoever. Just don't give me cuy. ;-)


Good Job Caitlin!Ceviche is not the only Peruvian dish out there,. Anticuchos are delicious, in my opinion they taste like the best lean and soft piece of steak you had ever tried They have a unique flavor that I can not compare with anything else out there!  


Anticucho's are delicious, no different than chicken. Those writers are pussies.


A very pretentious supposition, coming from someone named Caitlan Granfield, to think we "ethnic" Miamians would enjoy the taste and texture of cow heart. Go do your homework and get back to me.


Pussies. Anthony Bourdain would have force fed them.


Do your homework "Beast" and spell my name right - get back to me when you've double checked your spelling.

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