Justin Bieber, Steve Jobs, Spock: How to Make Ten Celebrity Pumpkins
It's actually easy since there are now websites devoted to providing budding pumpkin artistes with patterns. A few good ones are ZombiePumpkins and TMZ (yes, that TMZ), where you can download stencils to carve lifelike images of Charlie Sheen, Ozzie Osbourne, and Johnny Cash to name a few.
To get you started, we've come up with ten of our favorites, ranked by fear factor.
Pre-teens are in a mild state of frenzy because the new Twilight movie, which features Edward and Bella getting married and having sex is coming out in a few weeks. The only think more frightening that this Twilight pumpkin is having to see the movie, which actually makes vampires and werewolves boring creatures. Bella Lugosi is turning over in his grave.
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Half human, half vulcan, Spock was a little creepy, but cool. After all those Priceline commercials, you'd never want to be caught dead with a Kirk pumpkin, but Spock...well. Let's just say that pumpkin will live long and prosper.
You live in a very conservative neighborhood. Several times, you've encountered the stink-eye from Martha next door because of the Planned Parenthood sticker on your Kia Soul. What better to scare the pants off your Tea Party neighbors than a Barack O'Bama?
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Here's a pumpkin that really sets the mood for trick or treating at your house. Carve a Jacko Lantern and place a sign near it - "free candy (and your own monkey) to all good little boys (under 13)". We promise you'll have a swarm of children (and police) at your doorstep in no time.
There's a Dwight Schrute in every office. Unhinged, volatile, and a little crazy. He's the guy who has personnel files on every employee ... and he's not in HR. Remember that temp who never finished the week? Check Dwight's freezer. We're just saying..