Strip Joints and Taco Bell: Five Worst Places to Take a Date on Valentine's Day
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We don't discourage doing something "different" on V-Day with your sweetheart - in fact, we're all for it. Besides, doesn't it all boil down to what gets you in the sack that night?
Behold the five worst places to take a date on Valentine's Day. If he or she still loves you by the end of these five dates, you've got yourself a real keeper.
Hey, listen, everyone likes a gal who isn't afraid to be around booby tassels and dollar-bill-shooting crevices. But when it comes to Valentine's Day date night... rules are rules. It's kind of an unspoken rule that you just don't step within 15 feet of Candy Heart and her stripper sisters. The strip joint isn't the place for you and the potential mother of your children. Leave that for your buddy's bachelor party in Vegas.
Don't get it wrong -- we love us some good lo mein and unlimited sweet tea, just not on what's supposed to be the most romantic night of the year. Really, guys? The worst part about this option is that it's probably not too far off the last minute panic solution list. Don't do it. Unless of course, you just don't like her. In that case, you eat - you go home.