Top Five Celebrities Pigging Out On Hot Dogs (Uggggly Photos)
|Betty White is the oldest hot dog eater on our list -- but only by a few years.|
So rather than look with scorn upon the following famous folk for stuffing their face with franks, we should think of these photos as a mirror of sorts.
5. Betty White
A nine-year-old eating a frankfurter is cute. A 90-year-old eating a frankfurter is usually anything but -- unless it's everybody's favorite elderly person. I mean it's still not a pretty picture, but it could be much worse.
Fun frank fact: The esteemed National Hot Dog & Sausage Council defines the interior of hot dogs as "specially selected meat trimmings."
Not everyone gets their plate of franks held for them by Jay-Z, but not everyone is Beyoncé. She isn't eating the dog in what may be deemed a conventional manner, but who cares?
Fun frank fact: Los Angeles residents ate more hot dogs than any other city; San Antonio/Corpus Christi, Texas came in second. Miami did not make the top ten.