Top Five Celebrities Pigging Out On Hot Dogs (Uggggly Photos)
Wait -- I thought we already did Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Oh, right, this is about the other leaders, Barack Obama and David Cameron. The latter appears to favor a more aggressive, two-handed approach towards eating his hot dog, while No-Drama Obama goes with one.
Fun frank fact: It is estimated that 20.5 million hot dogs will be served at Major League Baseball parks in 2012.
Boy those Hollywood stars sure are glamorous!
Fun frank fact: If you're in Portugal and want a hot dog, it's called cachorro quente; in Swedish it's korv, or varmkorv; if in Norway or Denmark, try asking for a grillpolser in Czech its park v rohliku.
Granted, this is a very old photo; nowadays he probably eats his franks in pureed form. But this has nothing to do with age or politics; Fidel is simply more famous than anyone else on this list, so he's our number one celebrity hot-dogger. Plus he always has been something of a wiener.
Fun frank fact: The Council wisely recommends this sensible rule of thumb: "Use mustard on your hot dog after the age of 18."
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