Politics of Miami Plates: Cap'n Crunch Pancakes Are Gay Friendly

These days, a chicken sandwich is seen as the meal of champions for right wing conservatives and a bowl of cereal can mean you want to lead the next pride parade. This got us thinking...what other political statements are our foods making? Now granted, no one will ever know how a sandwich feels about two men loving on each other, but we scoured the web for insights on the political opinions of the personified dishes (not the restaurants!) from a few Miami eateries.

Cap'n Crunch Pancakes from the Eating House's Brunch Menu ($12)
General Mills, the makers of American breakfast staples like Cap'n Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms, recently spoke out against Minnesota's proposed gay marriage ban saying that the firm "value[s] diversity and inclusion" in the workplace, a bold stance for a corporation to take for such a politically charged issue. From this we can easily infer that the Cap'n crunch pancakes from Eating House (now open and here to stay) are a stack of liberal candied cereal cakes topped with vanilla butter who are full-fledged supporters of same-sex marriage.