I'm sorry your mental baggage is such that you cannot avoid spitting venom in your articles. Candy Corn is pretty amazing and I remember it still after 50+ years when I started trick or treating... let me ask you do you read? Are you familiar with Green tea? is your opinion of Green Tea as venomous as that of candy corn? And you have the nerve to criticize blueberry of all flavors, one of the best flavors in the planet !! I'm sorry you live such a bad place but believe me you cannot drag anybody else to your depression cave.
Sounds as if you're "buying" into the hype. "Limited edition" means search for them and write local articles about them, to remind folks it's time to start buying more regular Oreos again. Oh, those Mad Men.