Slutty Food Costumes for Halloween and Their Miami Alternatives
|Josie Stevens Lollipop dress.|
Everywhere you turn, there's a slutty gal strutting up and down the street making the ladies in red proud. Nipples and the general boob area make more appearances on South Beach than beer in Milwaukee.
Bare ass cheeks and midriffs are just about as common here as they were the day you were born.
But let's be honest: Partial nudity is what makes Miami so great. In the spirit of Halloween, we've found a handful of slutty food costumes that could use some major Miami tweaks. Instead of a sexy hamburger costume, for example, we'd prefer to see a sexy Cuban sandwich dress.
Here are some others.
The Miami alternative: A guava and queso pastelito dress. Tight, flaky, gooey, and creamy.
The Miami alternative: Slutty sandia mojito dress. White rum, a few leaves for mint, a splash of red for sandia, and lime.