Art Basel on the Beach: Where to Eat on Lincoln Road

Five Napkin Burger

8. Five Napkin Burger
Surely among all the skinny model types that come to Art Basel there are a few closet carnivores that just want to dig into a burger and a beer, which is why we've put Five Napkin Burger on our list. Ten ounces of ground chuck lie on a golden bun for your pleasure, along with dozens of craft beers, wines, and shakes. If you're worried that someone you know is watching you go crazy on a burger, ketchup smearing your perfectly painted lips, just think - if they're watching you it probably means they're there for the same reason.

7. Spris
So you've just spent your last $500,000 on a painting depicting the end of the Roman civilization as seen through the eyes of an Arctic fox? Now you're hungry but you maxed out your credit cards. Might we suggest Spris for some "beat the clock" pizza? From 5:30 to 7 p.m., your pizza is priced according to the time you order it (5:45 p.m.? Your pizza is $5.45. Get it?). With house wines starting at six bucks, you can be a starving artist or art collector and still eat well.