Election Day Survival Kit: Ten Things Bring To The Polls

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Sugar
No matter how much protein you consume for breakfast, you're gonna crash come a few hours on line. Sugar highs are your best bet to make it through the afternoon, evening, following morning or however long you're fated to wait. And c'mon, you MUST have some leftover Halloween candy hidden away. Plus, free candy = new friends.

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The Bible (or other religious tome of choice)
If you're religious, you can utilize your time on line to appeal to your higher power of choice. And if you've never read the Bible (or other religious tome), this might be your best chance at an uninterrupted time span long enough to get through the whole thing. Either way, it can't hurt to have a higher power on your side, both for your sake and the country's.

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