Fifty Shades of Chicken: Awesome Erotic Chicken Recipes (Video)

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Be careful of those dripping thighs.

Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic novel by E.L. James, became a breakout sensation, selling over 40 million copies and making the New York Times bestseller list. It's also been "roasted" by every comedian, literary critics, and Saturday Night Live for its bondage fantasy subject matter and less-than-Hemingway writing style.

So, it's only natural that someone would take this turkey of a book and make it all about chicken. Fifty Shades of Chicken, to be exact. This extremely hilarious cookbook offers 50 different erotic chicken recipes like dripping thighs, mustard spanked chicken, and chicken with a lardon.

The book (oh, it's a real book) by F.L. Fowler is available on Amazon for $13.31 ($11.99 for Kindle).

The video for the book is nothing less than brilliant. In it, a gorgeous man undresses before tying up a chicken. The voice over (which sounds suspiciously like Patrick Stewart) asks the little hen to clasp the back of her head... ummm neck. "I'm going to bind your ankles to your tail so your juices will build and build inside..", he coos to the bird.

Watch here. And be careful of those dripping thighs.



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