Top Five Bacon Dishes in Miami
|Maple Bacon Corn Muffin, $2.85.|
2. Maple Bacon Corn Muffin at Lee & Marie's
Sometimes, life hits the jackpot. No, we're not talking about money (though a little extra from time to time would be swell). We're convinced that if the maple bacon corn muffin from Lee & Marie's suddenly turned into the world's currency, we would have a stronger global economy. The worth of our
dollar muffin would go up, and we'd no longer have to buy Euros and Pounds for half and double the price of a measly dollar. We would all just use the maple bacon corn muffin. Those who prefer its sweetness would value its worth in millions. Those who prefer its muffin-moist perfection would value its worth in billions. And, well, those who just outright love the damn thing, would value it as priceless. [But $2.85 ain't bad!]
|Bacon and Blue at Ms. Cheezious, $7.|
1. Bacon and Blue at Ms. Cheezious
They say the world was created in seven days. A little known fact is that the bacon and blue cheese sandwich from Ms. Cheezious was created on the 8th, and everything else came after it. It was created so that adults could re-live their childhoods in real-time (with a broader palate). Hankering for a grilled cheese sandwich? Skip the traditional Kraft squares and toasted Wonder Bread (which may or may not even exist in the coming years). One-up your childhood with the bacon and blue with green onions on fresh baked sourdough. You'll never live in the past again.
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