Potatoes might be the perfect food. Scalloped, mashed, baked - any way you do 'em, they're delicious. But fried is by far the best. And ribbon fries are even better than the standard sort. Essentially, they're a giant, swirly stack of fries, topped with (optional) ranch, bacon or cheese. Yes, please.
Turkey legs are the ultimate in extreme fair foods, because everyone wants to unleash that inner barbarian once in awhile. Finish the whole damn thing, and earn the title of honorary caveman.
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