The 12 Days of Christmas - Short Order Style!
Christmas carols are awful. They're cheery, and wintery, and boast the same effects as Ambien does for insomnia. 
via militarymentalhealth.org On the 13th day of Christmas my true love gave to me--er, wait, what?
The 12 Days of Christmas is your Christmas playlist's biggest offender.
But when things go awry at the Christmas table tonight, Short Order has a way of one-upping the hot mess that results from Uncle Tony's slurred words and Nana's Bourbon-wasted pecan pie.
After everyone's third bottle of Malbec, just sway your glasses to the melody of 12 Days of Christmas - Short Order style.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A partridge in a pear tree A poached pear with red wine gastrique.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
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Two turtle doves Two chocolate turtles
and a poached pear with red wine gastrique.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
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Three French hens Three cornish hens
Two chocolate turtles
and a poached pear with red wine gastrique.
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