The Six Worst Food Jingles: Mentos to Denny's to McDonald's (Video)
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They are the musical equivalent of road kill, but still demand attention. Then, like some parasite, they take root and stay there, keeping you awake with the memory of bad instrumentals and saccharine happiness.
We've put together a list of the worst -- some of them "official," some of them "fan-based" -- all of them lousy. Don't blame us when the nightmares come.
This mind-numbing song..the smug teens who commit petty crimes and laugh about it. Is it a horror movie? Nah, it's Mentos. And just what the hell is a "freshmaker" anyway?
A singing banana might be bad enough, but when all he has to say is his name, it's horrific. What's worse is that this is an attempt by Denny's to make a "joke" ad. That's all well and good, but once you have nightmares about that damn banana's eye falling off there's no turning back.