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The Six Worst Food Jingles: Mentos to Denny's to McDonald's (Video)

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This is why cats hate us.
If you think writing a good catchy jingle is easy, think again, young grasshopper. For every "You Deserve a Break Today" and "I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner," there are dozens of cringe-worthy losers.

They are the musical equivalent of road kill, but still demand attention. Then, like some parasite, they take root and stay there, keeping you awake with the memory of bad instrumentals and saccharine happiness.

We've put together a list of the worst -- some of them "official," some of them "fan-based" -- all of them lousy. Don't blame us when the nightmares come.



Mentos
This mind-numbing song..the smug teens who commit petty crimes and laugh about it. Is it a horror movie? Nah, it's Mentos. And just what the hell is a "freshmaker" anyway?



Nanerpuss

A singing banana might be bad enough, but when all he has to say is his name, it's horrific. What's worse is that this is an attempt by Denny's to make a "joke" ad. That's all well and good, but once you have nightmares about that damn banana's eye falling off there's no turning back.


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