Bikini Barista to Open in Midtown: Now Hiring Barista Girls

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Courtesy of Bikini Coffee
Bikini baristas wanted.
It was bound to happen. The bikini barista fad is about to hit Miami. The most surprising tidbit about the announcement is the location.

According to a Craigslist post, Bikini Barista is a "professional coffee company" that's seeking "female bikini barista girls of all types and ethnicities" who are "friendly and outgoing."

See also: Hooters: Go for the Wings, Stay for the Double-D Entendres

Don't worry if you can't tell the difference between a macchiato and a latte, because no experience is necessary and there's an "easy training program." Apparently, the only requirement is that you look good in the uniform, which consists of a tasteful, sexy, and fashionable bikini.

Food shops with a side of sexy aren't new to South Florida. In 2013, Bikini Coffee Shop opened on Singer Island. Unfortunately, it closed a month later.

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Courtesy of Naked Taco
Sex sells. In this case, it sells tacos.
In 2011, Aphrodisiac Ice Cream truck hit Miami streets. The pink mobile sweet shop featured a stripper pole where employees danced in between scooping sundaes, and more recently, chef Ralph Pagano's Naked Taco features sexy roller girls.

The sexy restaurant with the most, um, staying power continues to be Hooters, where your wings come with a side of boobs.

If you're looking for a position at Bikini Barista, send a resumé, photo, and contact information to zh2qt-4492041920@job.craigslist.org. The company promises "great hourly and tips" along with "easygoing management and fun atmosphere."

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walkersophiayga
walkersophiayga

my best friend's step-aunt makes $71 /hr on the laptop . She has been fired for seven months but last month her pay was $21729 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Find Out More..

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Kalo Escobar
Kalo Escobar

Elishia .....clearly the coffee must suck so they resort to this.

Suz Mullin
Suz Mullin

Put some men in there too. Be fair ;)

Dan Lino
Dan Lino

Well this just seems like a step backwards. Wasn't there a topless coffee shop a while back, "R Donuts" (or something like that).

Leo E. Hernandez
Leo E. Hernandez

Oh yesss!!! Joanelle Hernandez Coffee & ... We will have to check it out to fill in the blank.

Irene Secada
Irene Secada

it is insulting to all women and so it goes

Josh Mattey
Josh Mattey

John Fortini Omar Rosario Robert Collazo

Robyn Paula
Robyn Paula

Are they trying to turn Midtown into douchey South Beach?

Joanelle Hernandez
Joanelle Hernandez

Leo E. Hernandez lol.. Going to have to check this one out. New favorite coffee shop in midtown?

Jessica Poitevien
Jessica Poitevien

Besides not liking this from the perspective of why must we over sexualize women as if that's their only role in society, this is not even safe. I've worked at a coffee shop for more than a year and have had hot drinks spill on me. It wasn't so bad but if I didn't have actual clothing on, it would've been worse.

Eric Fleming
Eric Fleming

I saw this in washington state last year

Roy Cabalo
Roy Cabalo

Nothing really new. Was it Miami or Tampa that had R Donuts - same concept. It failed to.

Lissette Andino
Lissette Andino

SCREAMS: Lawsuit for frothy steamed milk burns, and woops we ran into.eachother with pots of HOT COFFEE.

Chris Banks
Chris Banks

you'll think since were in Miami, they get better girls. FUck man. Theses bitches have busted ass face

Jared Kerbel
Jared Kerbel

lol when they accidentally get burned from the coffee

Mark Leavitt
Mark Leavitt

It's a stretch....what about a good business plan and keeping it simple.

Heather Rogerson
Heather Rogerson

Seriously this is Miami guys go get a cafe con leche for $1.25 and watch bikinis for free at the beach! This may work in Canada

Chris Funk
Chris Funk

I take my coffee black and hold the misogyny . Thanks

Sarah Theresa
Sarah Theresa

They did this somewhere else... It was a flop and attracted a bunch of perverts. #wouldlovetoseethisbusinessPlan

Karina Trovato
Karina Trovato

Voulez-vouz un cliché avec your café ce soir? lol

Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker

U know they don't make shit time to step up the game

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