Short Order tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder/146 /img/atom_logo.png 2012-02-10T14:24:18Z The Food Blog for Miami Movable Type Enterprise 4.21-en Strip Joints and Taco Bell: Five Worst Places to Take A Date on Valentine's Day tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576477 2012-02-10 11:03:31 2012-02-10T14:24:18Z We at Short Order take great pleasure in offering you the top options for Valentine's Day and the most affordable ones, too. But what we really get a kick out of is giving you the worst options -... Alex Rodriguez We at Short Order take great pleasure in offering you the top options for Valentine's Day and the most affordable ones, too. But what we really get a kick out of is giving you the worst options -...

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Continue reading "Animal Safari or Bowling for Valentine's Day?" > ]]> 0 Almond & Sea Salt Chocolate From Brooklyn for V-Day: Yo! Eat Me! tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576519 2012-02-10 09:22:38 2012-02-10T14:48:28Z ​Mast Brothers Chocolate is a small boutique factory in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, that makes artisan chocolate.The chocolate is made in small numbered batches from beans specially selected by the... Laine Doss ​Mast Brothers Chocolate is a small boutique factory in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, that makes artisan chocolate.The chocolate is made in small numbered batches from beans specially selected by the...

Continue reading "Almond & Sea Salt Chocolate From Brooklyn for V-Day: Yo! Eat Me!" > ]]> 0 Alone on Valentine's Day? Take a Cruise, Hit the Deering Estate, or Do it Cheers Style tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576509 2012-02-10 09:06:16 2012-02-10T14:36:36Z Nothing says spending Valentine's Day unattached like flying solo for the whole day (week, month, year...). Forget the sappy crap that's happening around you, though.Don't you dare hide in your a... Alex Rodriguez Nothing says spending Valentine's Day unattached like flying solo for the whole day (week, month, year...). Forget the sappy crap that's happening around you, though.Don't you dare hide in your a...

Continue reading "Alone on Valentine's Day? Take a Cruise, Hit the Deering Estate, or Do it Cheers Style" > ]]> 0 Asia de Cuba's New Cuban Sushi; Can You Say Paella Rolls? tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576235 2012-02-10 08:50:02 2012-02-10T14:52:30Z ​Asia de Cuba at the Mondrian Hotel in South Beach takes its fusion cuisine seriously. A new menu expresses the provocative flavors of both parts of its name. Cuban cuisine prepared with Asian ... David Minsky ​Asia de Cuba at the Mondrian Hotel in South Beach takes its fusion cuisine seriously. A new menu expresses the provocative flavors of both parts of its name. Cuban cuisine prepared with Asian ...

Continue reading "Asia de Cuba's New Cuban Sushi; Can You Say Paella Rolls?" > ]]> 1 http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/feature_asia_de_cuba_food.jpg Asia de Cuba's New Cuban Sushi Peeny Butter Fudge: Bilingual Nobel Prize-Winner Free With Cheerios tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576103 2012-02-09 14:25:07 2012-02-09T20:45:55Z ​Toni Morrison's Song of Solomon was maybe the best American novel of the past half-century. The daughter of a shipyard builder, Morrison won the Nobel Prize for Literature a few years ago based... Chuck Strouse ​Toni Morrison's Song of Solomon was maybe the best American novel of the past half-century. The daughter of a shipyard builder, Morrison won the Nobel Prize for Literature a few years ago based...

Continue reading "Peeny Butter Fudge: Bilingual Nobel Prize-Winner Free With Cheerios" > ]]> 0 I Drank Go-Go Juice: Jitters, Racing Heart, and a Crash tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576112 2012-02-09 13:20:46 2012-02-09T18:13:45Z ​Chances are you've seen or heard about Toddlers and Tiaras, the TLC show that features little children dressed like mini-hookers and the parents who push them.The show is like watching roadkil... Laine Doss ​Chances are you've seen or heard about Toddlers and Tiaras, the TLC show that features little children dressed like mini-hookers and the parents who push them.The show is like watching roadkil...

Continue reading "I Drank Go-Go Juice: Jitters, Racing Heart, and a Crash" > ]]> 0 Miami Valentine's Day Deals From $7 Per Person tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575376 2012-02-09 12:23:42 2012-02-09T20:44:03Z Okay, okay! We hear you! Times are tough and you don't have $100,000 or so to throw around this Valentine's Day for those big to-dos we mentioned yesterday. No worries--we've got your backs. Pl... Riki Altman Okay, okay! We hear you! Times are tough and you don't have $100,000 or so to throw around this Valentine's Day for those big to-dos we mentioned yesterday. No worries--we've got your backs. Pl...

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Continue reading "Food Tours of Miami: Stories and Bites With a Local" > ]]> 0 Top Five Mid Beach Restaurants tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576094 2012-02-09 10:13:19 2012-02-09T16:31:51Z ​Our Snackdown smackdown continues. Voting on South Beach vs. Coconut Grove has closed today as the Grove handily defeated SoBe, but we also still have a race going on between downtown and Mid ... Lee Klein ​Our Snackdown smackdown continues. Voting on South Beach vs. Coconut Grove has closed today as the Grove handily defeated SoBe, but we also still have a race going on between downtown and Mid ...

Continue reading "Top Five Mid Beach Restaurants" > ]]> 0 Snackdown: Little Havana vs. Coral Gables tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.576085 2012-02-09 09:27:45 2012-02-09T18:14:21Z ​Over the next few weeks, Short Order will pair eight Miami-Dade neighborhoods in a "Snackdown". This is the third entry. Today pits Little Havana against Coral Gables. Which one is the better ne... Alex Rodriguez ​Over the next few weeks, Short Order will pair eight Miami-Dade neighborhoods in a "Snackdown". This is the third entry. Today pits Little Havana against Coral Gables. Which one is the better ne...

Continue reading "Snackdown: Little Havana vs. Coral Gables" > ]]> 1 http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/snackdown.jpg 97. Serrano Ham Croquettes at Crazy About You tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575543 2012-02-09 08:50:26 2012-02-09T14:24:40Z It's that time of year again when we count down to New Times'Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominat... Lee Klein It's that time of year again when we count down to New Times'Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominat...

Continue reading "97. Serrano Ham Croquettes at Crazy About You" > ]]> 0 Second Saturday Street Food Fest at Wynwood: Bigger and Better tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575824 2012-02-09 08:49:33 2012-02-09T14:22:38Z ​Your second Saturday of the month just got bigger and better, thanks to Sakaya Kitchen and Dim Ssäm à gogo's Richard Hales.Hales, organizer of the monthly food truck roundup in Wynwood during t... Laine Doss ​Your second Saturday of the month just got bigger and better, thanks to Sakaya Kitchen and Dim Ssäm à gogo's Richard Hales.Hales, organizer of the monthly food truck roundup in Wynwood during t...

Continue reading "Second Saturday Street Food Fest at Wynwood: Bigger and Better" > ]]> 1 http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/feature_dim_ssam.jpg Second Saturday Street Food Fest at Wynwood Miami's Ten Best Burgers: Bourbon Steak, Blue Collar, Lokal, and More tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575738 2012-02-08 11:58:28 2012-02-08T18:37:20Z ​"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today," said Popeye's pal Wimpy. He was clearly the smarter of the pair.Burgers these days can be made from anything -- lamb, turkey, pork, tuna,... Laine Doss ​"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today," said Popeye's pal Wimpy. He was clearly the smarter of the pair.Burgers these days can be made from anything -- lamb, turkey, pork, tuna,...

Continue reading "Miami's Ten Best Burgers: Bourbon Steak, Blue Collar, Lokal, and More" > ]]> 1 http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/feature_burger_bulgogi.jpg Miami's Ten Best Burgers From the Big House to Your House: Lifers in Women's Prison Compile Cookbook of Improvised Recipes tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.574352 2012-02-08 10:32:14 2012-02-08T16:42:01Z ​Some women at a Texas prison have compiled their culinary wisdom into a cookbook for those on the outside. The volume, titled From the Big House to Your House, is a collection of 200 recipes wri... David Minsky ​Some women at a Texas prison have compiled their culinary wisdom into a cookbook for those on the outside. The volume, titled From the Big House to Your House, is a collection of 200 recipes wri...

Continue reading "From the Big House to Your House: Lifers in Women's Prison Compile Cookbook of Improvised Recipes" > ]]> 0 Sonic's Monday Madness Proves to Be Nothing But a Bait and Switch tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575680 2012-02-08 10:04:59 2012-02-08T16:39:48Z ​The Sonic Beach in Homestead has lost it. And by "it," I mean its wow factor, its novelty, its quality, and its mind.Homestead residents were so eager for its grand opening that hundreds of peop... Ily Goyanes ​The Sonic Beach in Homestead has lost it. And by "it," I mean its wow factor, its novelty, its quality, and its mind.Homestead residents were so eager for its grand opening that hundreds of peop...

Continue reading "Sonic's Monday Madness Proves to Be Nothing But a Bait and Switch" > ]]> 0 Miami's Best Valentine's Day Dinners tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575265 2012-02-08 09:00:51 2012-02-08T18:56:26Z ​Valentine's Day is upon us once again, and soon we'll all be scrambling to get flowers and chocolates and godawful stuffed animals to show our significant others we give a damn. (By the way, if... Alex Rodriguez ​Valentine's Day is upon us once again, and soon we'll all be scrambling to get flowers and chocolates and godawful stuffed animals to show our significant others we give a damn. (By the way, if...

Continue reading "Miami's Best Valentine's Day Dinners" > ]]> 1 http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/feature_tuyo_tres_leche.jpg 98. The Elena Ruth Sandwich at Sergio's tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575299 2012-02-08 08:45:54 2012-02-08T13:56:46Z It's that time of year again when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nomina... David Minsky It's that time of year again when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nomina...

Continue reading "98. The Elena Ruth Sandwich at Sergio's" > ]]> 0 Where It At? Special Wine Lunch Edition tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575596 2012-02-08 08:07:33 2012-02-08T14:00:53Z ​It was a wonderful wine lunch, held somewhere at some point in the not too distant past. Here are photos of three dishes served. We'll tell you what the dishes are, and what wines were served, o... Lee Klein ​It was a wonderful wine lunch, held somewhere at some point in the not too distant past. Here are photos of three dishes served. We'll tell you what the dishes are, and what wines were served, o...

Continue reading "Where It At? Special Wine Lunch Edition" > ]]> 0 The Mega Way: Weight Loss and Balance Through Holistic Nutrition; Try It Free! tag:blogs.miaminewtimes.com,2012:/shortorder//146.575228 2012-02-07 14:06:02 2012-02-07T19:32:11Z ​This morning there's a certain liquid noticeably absent from my oatmeal. It's called soy milk, and the reason for its disappearance is a woman named Brigitte Britton, a petite, wiry, fifty-somet... Camille Lamb ​This morning there's a certain liquid noticeably absent from my oatmeal. It's called soy milk, and the reason for its disappearance is a woman named Brigitte Britton, a petite, wiry, fifty-somet...

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