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   <title>Grateful Garden Grand Opening Party</title>
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   <published>2008-10-06 10:28:48</published>
   <updated>2008-10-06 10:30:15</updated>
   
   <summary> The hippest little wine bar in this wicked little town. The Grateful Garden has been flitting around like a psychedelic butterfly for the last couple of years in search of a permanent home. Gayle Coursol and friends have been...</summary>
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      <name>Gail Shepherd</name>
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<p>The Grateful Garden has been flitting around like a psychedelic butterfly for the last couple of years in search of a permanent home.  Gayle Coursol and friends have been trying to get this market/cafe/meeting place/music venue/spiritual retreat a place large enough and cheap enough to encompass their grand vision -- and it looks like they've finally found it in a former Big Daddy's on the corner of Lucerne and Dixie in Lake Worth.</p>]]>
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<p>Friday night was day one of a week-long grand opening party, featuring a belly dancer, samba lessons, drums and guitar courtesy of Michael Moses and Adrian Montijo, singing, spontaneous eruptions of joy, temporary tattoos and spiritual alignments, and wines by the jug. Eventually the place will house an organic market as well as a cafe and live entertainment. Judging from Friday night's party the Grateful Garden is going to be the hippest venu in the hippest little town in South Florida. </p>

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<div class="blogImageCaption">Tripping the light fantastic</div></div>

<p>For info visit <a href="http://www.thegratefulgarden.com" target="_blank">www.thegratefulgarden.com</a> or stop by The Grateful Garden, 102 N. Dixie Highway, Lake Worth (561-667-8775).</p>

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<div class="blogImageCaption">Bring on the dancing girls!</div></div>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:gail.shepherd@browardpalmbeach.com">Gail Shepherd</a></p>]]>
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   <title>Big and Bigger Breaking Restaurant News</title>
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   <published>2008-10-06 09:05:00</published>
   <updated>2008-10-06 10:26:16</updated>
   
   <summary>Big News:Domo Japones, the chic Asian bistro in the Design District, closed its’ doors for good after last night’s service. Bigger News:I have heard that Michelle Bernstein has taken over Domo’s lease and is going to move Michy’s into the...</summary>
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      <name>Lee Klein</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Big News:Domo Japones, the chic Asian bistro in the Design District, closed its’ doors for good after last night’s service. </p>

<p>Bigger News:I have heard that Michelle Bernstein has taken over Domo’s lease and is going to move Michy’s into the space. </p>

<p>Stay tuned for details.</p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:lee.klein@miaminewtimes.com">Lee Klein</a></p>]]>
      
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   <title>Good Things in Personalized Packages: Mason Jar Pies</title>
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   <published>2008-10-06 07:00:00</published>
   <updated>2008-10-06 10:27:39</updated>
   
   <summary>Single serving pies, ready to go. And check out the nifty pie caddy! Recently I remembered how much I love pie. It happened at a tasting for Purple Pie Company, the cutest little independent pie company ever to come out...</summary>
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      <name>John Linn</name>
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<p>Recently I remembered how much I love pie. It happened at a tasting for <a href="http://www.purplepiecompany.com" target="_blank">Purple Pie Company</a>, the <a href="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/2008/08/wrap_up_purple_pie_launch_part.php" target="_blank">cutest little independent pie company ever to come out of Miami</a>. Alex Van Clief, the PPC's Chief Officer of Pies, was selling little sample pies in tiny mason jars – adorable, inventive, and tasty.</p>

<p>Over the weekend I decided to experiment with the same concept: I figured that I could stash half in my freezer for dinners/desserts and give the rest out as gifts to friends. Also, since chicken pot pie is the best thing to ever discover hiding in your freezer, I opted to make that as the entrée and fresh blueberry pie as the dessert. I wanted each to be a hearty serving, so I used my Kerr pint jars (plus, it’s what I already had.). If you don’t have tiny little puppet hands like me, I strongly recommend using a wide-mouth jar or one that’s about as wide as it is tall, otherwise you’ll never get the crust to line the bottom. It’s a fun project, if a bit time consuming, and totally worth it since you wind up with an increased crust-to-pie ratio. </p>

<p>Hit the jump for instructions.</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p><strong>Chicken Pot Pie in a Mason Jar</strong><br />
I plucked the meat off of a rotisserie chicken (no skin/bones) and threw it in a big bowl. I melted a half stick of butter in a medium sauce pan over medium heat and whisked in about five tablespoons of flour when the butter started boiling (a basic roux). After a few minutes of thickening (whisking throughout) I poured in four cups of chicken broth, increased the heat a bit and brought it to a boil. Then I reduced the temp to medium-low and let it simmer for a few minutes whisking occasionally (it should thicken up here).</p>

<p>In a big pan I sautéed a fresh onion, a handful of thyme, a few carrots, about 12 ounces of mushrooms, and salt/pepper. Next I poured the sauce and hot ingredients into the bowl with the chicken and mixed it all up. I made a basic crust, rolled it out (although I wound up just shoving it in there anyway), and pressed it into the bottom and along the sides of six mason jars. I filled them with the delicious chickeny goodness until an inch, inch and a half from the top of the jars, since this dish will expand during cooking, and then laid a final layer of dough on the tops. Put lids on jars, tighten, and then either freeze or refrigerate. (None of mine made it to the freezer, between gifts and drunk, post-Saturday night debauchery, my friends and I polished them off pretty quick. For the refrigerated pies I cooked them with the lids off at 400 degrees for 25 – 30 minutes and they were scrumptious. Damn scrumptious. I’d give the frozen ones an hour and then check them. This made about five or six pies.</p>

<p><strong>Blueberry Pie in a Mason Jar  </strong><br />
In a pie-daze, I couldn’t decide what type to make so I asked the produce dude what his favorite pie was. I started naming a few hybrids and he stopped me, “Look, if it’s pie, it’s gotta be blueberry. You don’t want nothin’ fancy.” So true. And they were on sale! <br />
I put maybe five cups of washed blueberries in one bowl. In another I mixed up 2/3 cup sugar, some cornstarch (maybe 7 or 8 tablespoons), a little allspice, and a hearty dose of cinnamon and mixed it up. To the dry ingredients I added some key lime juice and a few tablespoons of water. </p>

<p>Crust: I tried two different ones. For the bottoms and sides of most I used my leftover standard chicken pot pie dough with a crumble crust on top. When I ran out I used just the crumble crust for all of it and that was WAY yummier, and stickier.</p>

<p>Crumble crust: I mixed a cup of flour, 2/3rds a stick of butter, some white sugar, brown sugar and cinnamon. </p>

<p>I cooked them (this made roughly 4 pies) at 375 degrees for an hour. Be careful taking them out of the oven – they are super hot and bubbly! Then I capped them and stuck them in the fridge. Had I chosen to (ehem, if we hadn’t eaten them all immediately), I could have stuck them in the freezer, lids on, before the baking part. Always remove lids when baking.</p>

<p>As an added bit of fun for the gifts, I made caddies out of recyclables since hopefully folks will reuse the jars. I made them large enough that they could hold two pies a piece (dinner and dessert) and decorated them. I included short, but sweet, recipe cards with notes for how to cook the Chicken Pot Pies. I used my favorite recipe cards: You can find them <a href="http://www.bustboobtique.com/product_info.php?products_id=176" target="_blank">here online</a>, and locally at <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=69946395" target="_blank">Jezebel</a> (1980 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale). </p>

<p>--<a href="http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/feedback/EmailAnEmployee/?to=138287" target="_blank">Jamie Laughlin</a></p>]]>
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   <title>And the Football Gods Said, &quot;Let There Be Tailgating!&quot; And it Was Good. </title>
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   <published>2008-10-03 10:00:45</published>
   <updated>2008-10-03 14:57:35</updated>
   
   <summary> The Gods&apos; Messiah on Earth. We&apos;re now a few weeks into an interesting NFL season, one in which the lowly Dolphins have already won a game! Their victory two weeks ago against New England was a celebration-worthy event, and...</summary>
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<p>We're now a few weeks into an interesting NFL season, one in which the lowly Dolphins have already won a game! Their victory two weeks ago against New England was a celebration-worthy event, and will no doubt fuel the fires of many a tailgater heading to Dolphins Stadium this Sunday to see the <a href="http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/events/dolphins-vs-chargers-614725/" target="_blank">Fins take on the San Diego Chargers</a>.</p>

<p>Yes, the tailgating should be fierce this weekend, if only because the Dolphins have only had one home game so far this season. And this ultimate expression of fandom is, to me, the best aspect of going to a game. No matter if the home team sucks horribly, it's always fun to pile your friends in the car, show up to the stadium five or six or seven hours early, and drink yourself silly whilst ingesting an absurd amount of enormously unhealthy food. There's an art to a good tailgate, one that takes years of practice to master. But once you've honed your skills on a portable propane stove or grill, you'll be a parking lot force of nature.</p>

<p>Over the next couple weeks I'm going to share with ya'll some of my favorite tailgating recipes. I'll start today with an easy one, my spicy lamb chili. I say easy, because you can make it ahead of time and simply warm it up on the stove or grilltop at the tailgate. Ladeled into Dixie bowls, this hearty chili will cut the beer nicely, and also ensure you're wide awake until at least the third quarter (the third quarter, as every good tailgater knows, being nap time).</p>

<p>Hit the jump for pics and step-by-step instructions.</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p><strong>Lamb Chili</strong></p>

<p>Get yourself about 3 pounds of either cubed or ground lamb meat. I used ground meat in this batch because I had some frozen stuff left over from a recent foray into lamb burgers. The best way, I find, to get the stuff is to grab a whole, bone in leg of lamb and ask the butcher to grind it up for you, reserving the shank with meat and the bones for stock making. </p>

<p>And that's just what I did with the bones and shank: made stock.<br />
<img alt="lambbroth.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/lambbroth.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>In another pan I toasted some dried pasilla and arbol chilis that I had laying around for use as the chili powder. You can skip this step and use store bought powder, of course, but pasillas are really a crucial ingredient here. They add a chocolatey, smokey sweetness to the chili that ordinary powder won't get you. To toast chilis, cook them on med-high in a skillet with no oil until they get fragrant. Use a coffee grinder to reduce the little dudes to dust (to clean your grinder afterwards, grind a piece of white bread... I kinda like the chili-flavored coffee though). </p>

<p><img alt="chiles.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/chiles.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Next, chop and assemble your goods. You need about 2 large onions, a diced red bell pepper, about half a bulb of minced garlic (heh heh), 2-4 jalepenos (or chipotles, I didn't have any handy), the broth you made (strained), your chili powder, tomato paste, a can of crushed tomatoes, cumin, salt & pepper, olive oil, cilantro, a bag of tortilla chips, two cans of drained black beans, and of course, your meat. Oh, and a beer of your choice. I like something full bodied like <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=2&q=http://www.redhook.com/&usg=AFQjCNHGKDhC6Vua707oof0F77k9NfMv-A" target="_blank">Red Hook ESB</a>. </p>

<p><img alt="ingredients.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/ingredients.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p><img alt="groundlamb.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/groundlamb.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Brown the lamb, in batches, and set aside. Then add the olive oil, onions, and peppers and let them sweat down. Season with SnP.</p>

<p><img alt="sweatonions.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/sweatonions.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Add your cumin and chili powder now. How much? Uhhh, I'm not good with measurements. Maybe 4 TBS of powder and 2 TBS of cumin? 50 TBS? Just add a lot. Trust me, it'll work out fine. Also toss in the garlic at this point, and cook this down until the spices meld in with the veggies. </p>

<p><img alt="spicesin.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/spicesin.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Now that you have all that caramelized flavor on the bottom of the pot, pour in your beer to deglaze it. Let the beer cook down about half way and then....</p>

<p><img alt="deglaze.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/deglaze.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Add your broth (2-3 quarts abo), tomato paste, beans, and tomatoes, and reintroduce your meat to all of it. Season it. Mmmm.</p>

<p><img alt="boilingchili.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/boilingchili.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Note the chunks of meat, I pulled those from the shank and tossed em in. Let this simmer, covered, for about 45 min to 1hr. Then taste it. What does it need? If there's not enough bite to mine, I will add some more powder. I may also hit it with a dash or red wine vinegar if it's too dull, or a touch of honey if it's too spicy. Need salt? Wait a sec on that, you'll see why. This is a CRUCIAL step, because not only are you using your palette (testing it), this is where an OK chili becomes a great chili. </p>

<p>I also take this time to remove the jalepenos and dice them up finely, then add them back in.Why do I do them whole (with just a slit at the stem) instead of adding them diced to begin with? Because I want the heat the ribs and seeds and all those goodies inside will provide without having to eat that part. It's easy to remove that stuff after it's cooked and given up all its flavor, and then just add the diced chili flesh back in.</p>

<p>Now, add the thickener: About two handfuls of crushed tortilla chips should add some salinity, and thicken that pot of chili to a stew-like consistency. This is what it should look like now:</p>

<p><img alt="herbage.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/herbage.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Football Gods! That looks f'in delicious. The green stuff you see is some finely chopped cilantro, added just at the end to preserve its delicate flavor. Store this in the pot until game day, then just re-heat on your propane stove. That's good tailgating!</p>

<p><img alt="lambchilidone.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/lambchilidone.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>

<p>Top with sour cream, diced raw onions, shredded cheese, and hot sauce!</p>

<p>Question? Comments? Something you'd do different? Let us know. Next week: Sausage hoagies. (Mmmm, Polish sausage...)</p>

<p>-- <a href="http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/feedback/EmailAnEmployee?to=63964" target="_blank">John Linn</a></p>]]>
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   <title>Soups, Soaps, and Industrial Lubricants</title>
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   <published>2008-10-03 09:00:00</published>
   <updated>2008-10-03 12:35:31</updated>
   
   <summary> Last week the food giant Unilever recalled Lipton Green Milk Tea brand from Taiwan stores because one of the ingredients was milk from China. On Tuesday, the Associated Press reported that “according to Unilever Hong Kong Ltd, internal tests...</summary>
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      <name>Lee Klein</name>
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<p>Last week the food giant <a href="http://www.unilever.com" target="_blank">Unilever </a>recalled Lipton Green Milk Tea brand from Taiwan stores because one of the ingredients was milk from China.  On Tuesday, the Associated Press reported that “according to Unilever Hong Kong Ltd, internal tests have found four batches of Lipton milk tea powder contaminated with melamine." Unilever then recalled that product from Hong Kong and Macau stores. On Wednesday, Unilever claimed that its milk tea powder products are made in Indonesia, so there should be no worry. </p>

<p>Unilever worries me for all sorts of reasons. </p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p>For instance, since 1989 the mega-company has created plantations of genetically identical palm trees with environmentally destructive consequences. Small farmers in places like Malaysia were bought out, thousands of acres of tropical rainforests cut down, indigenous people exiled from their land, and waterways polluted by runoff from the palm oil processing factories -- the biotech oils then used in snack foods and industrial lubricants.</p>

<p>And that is another worry about Unilever. Do we really want our food forged from the same ingredient as lubricant? And made by the same folks?  Unilever’s website, in fact, touts its product line as running “From sumptuous soups to sensuous soaps”. Bon Appétit!</p>

<p>Here are some of Unilever’s other food products:</p>

<p>Bertolli pasta<br />
Carte d’Or ice cream<br />
Country Crock Margarine<br />
Hellman’s Mayonnaise<br />
Knorr soups <br />
Slim Fast diet foods<br />
Wishbone salad dressings</p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:lee.klein@miaminewtimes.com">Lee Klein</a></p>]]>
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   <title>WTF Is It?!? &quot;Aphrodisiac&quot;</title>
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   <published>2008-10-03 08:28:49</published>
   <updated>2008-10-03 14:58:23</updated>
   
   <summary> A peripatetic friend of mine brought me this amazing, rumored-to-be edible item recently. The label clearly states that it is &quot;Aphrodisiac,&quot; which would be very exciting if I could bring myself to try even the tiniest bite of it....</summary>
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<p>A peripatetic friend of mine brought me this amazing, rumored-to-be edible item recently. The label clearly states that it is "Aphrodisiac," which would be very exciting if I could bring myself to try even the tiniest bite of it. The package label does assure us of the snack's healthful qualities:</p>

<p><strong>"Nutrition Useful</strong>: Its rich with the Protein, Fat, B Vitamins, Phosphorous and Potassium. It affected as a Blood maker, and nutritive for brain cells. It reduce the coronor heart diseases and cancer risks, because containing of E vitamins, unsaturated fat and Flovanoids. Its perfect source of energy."</p>

<p>Here's a close up:</p>

<p><img alt="P7317060.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/P7317060.jpg" width="475" height="400" /></p>

<p>I'll entertain any guesses as to WTF this is, of course. Feel free to suggest alternative, non-culinary uses. BTW, it is very, very sticky.</p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:gail.shepherd@browardpalmbeach.com">Gail Shepherd</a></p>]]>
      
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   <title>AIWF Rib Cook Off</title>
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   <published>2008-10-02 10:00:13</published>
   <updated>2008-10-02 09:54:18</updated>
   
   <summary> There&apos;s some seriously saucy Sunday shenanigans coming our way in the form of the American Institute of Wine and Food&apos;s Annual Rib Cook-off, scheduled for Sunday, October 12 at 4 p.m.. Local students from Florida Culinary, Johnson and Wales,...</summary>
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      <name>Gail Shepherd</name>
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<p>There's some seriously saucy Sunday shenanigans coming our way in the form of the <a href="http://www.aiwf.org/southflorida/" target="_blank">American Institute of Wine and Food's</a> <strong>Annual Rib Cook-off, scheduled for Sunday, October 12 at 4 p.m.</strong>. Local students from Florida Culinary, Johnson and Wales, The Art Institute of FTL, Cordon Bleu, and Florida International are going to be battling it out for the prize based on what they do with a mess o' pig ribs, side dishes, and "pork butt sliders."  Top Chef contender <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/food/2007/09/sanitation_is_important_to_how.html" target="_blank">Howie Kleinberg</a>, <a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/food/restaurants/blog/" target="_blank"><em>Sun-Sentine</em>l scribe John Tanaschuk</a>, and Kelly Sheehan will be picking the bones clean and judging the results.</p>

<p>If this isn't the food event of the season I'll eat more pork butt. But you gotta reserve in advance: Tickets cost $45 for AIWF members and $55 for non-members and include all the pig you can eat plus wine courtesy of <a href="http://www.cellarswarehouse.com/" target="_blank">Cellars Wine and Spirits</a> Warehouse. </p>

<p>To reserve by credit card, call 954-396-3875 in Broward or 305-663-9641 in Dade. Or send a check to AIWF, 8362 Pines Blvd. #247, Pembroke Pines, FL 33024.</p>

<p>Your hard earned dough goes to support scholarships for local culinary students, which will most certainly pay off in the form of mo' better sofla chefs.</p>

<p>The smokers will be smokin' at the Anne Kolbe Nature Center, Mangrove Hall, 751 Sheridan Street, Hollywood.</p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:gail.shepherd@browardpalmbeach.com">Gail Shepherd</a></p>]]>
      
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   <title>DiLido Beach Club&apos;s Jeff McInnis Contestant in Upcoming Season of Top Chef</title>
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   <published>2008-10-02 09:38:19</published>
   <updated>2008-10-02 09:43:17</updated>
   
   <summary>The Hot Chef of some anonymous New Timer&apos;s dreams. Miami has been doing pretty good for itself in the Bravo TV reality show arena lately, with Kendall-ite Dee Adames being crowned Shear Genius. Though we don&apos;t have a horse in...</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Jose Duran</name>
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<p>Miami has been doing pretty good for itself in the Bravo TV reality show arena lately, with Kendall-ite Dee Adames being <a href="http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2008/08/faux_hawked_kendall_hair_dress.php" target="_blank">crowned <em>Shear Genius</em></a>. Though we don't have a horse in the<em> Project Runway</em> race this season (which is fine, considering it's the worst. season. ever.), our luck may continue on the upcoming season of <em>Top Chef</em>. The food version of the same basic formula has a prominent Miami chef rounding out the cast: <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/Top_Chef/season/5/bios/bios.php?c=jeff" target="_blank">Jeff McInnis</a>, Chef de Cuisine of The Ritz-Carlton's DiLido Beach Club. </p>

<p>He's no stranger to <em>New Times</em>. We crowned his sorbet with a <a href="http://www.miaminewtimes.com/bestof/2008/award/best-sorbet-1006388/" target="_blank">2008 Best of Miami award</a>. </p>

<blockquote>Created by chef de cuisine, a.k.a. the hot chef of our dreams, Jeff McInnis, this sorbet is one you can feel good about shoving down your throat.</blockquote>

<p>Which ever anonymous staffer that was charged with writing that will surely be glued to Bravo every week when <em>Top Chef</em> returns November 12.</p>

<p>--<a href="mailto:kyle.munzenrieder@miaminewtimes.com">Kyle Munzenrieder</a></p>]]>
      
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   <title>Sign of the Season: Joe&apos;s to Open October 10</title>
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   <published>2008-10-02 09:00:27</published>
   <updated>2008-10-02 09:37:13</updated>
   
   <summary> There was the most famous sign in Miami rolling down Opa-locka Boulevard yesterday morning. &quot;Joe&apos;s Stone Crab,&quot; it read in freshly painted Miami Hurricane green and orange. &quot;It goes down every summer and gets put back up in the...</summary>
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<p>There was the most famous sign in Miami rolling down Opa-locka Boulevard yesterday morning. "Joe's Stone Crab," it read in freshly painted Miami Hurricane green and orange.  </p>

<p>"It goes down every summer and gets put back up in the fall," explains Mike Gonzalez, a manager at Joe's on South Beach. "We're just about ready."</p>

<p>Mecca for stone crab lovers opens October 10, serving the frozen variety of the meaty crustacean. They'll start hiring new employees next week -- though most of the workers will be returning. The season for fishin' the crabs starts October 15. </p>

<p>The place will be open through mid-May serving 100 items including my personal favorite, the creamed spinach. So start planning your trip now. As to the most important question at Joe's: "When and how should you bribe the maitre'd?" Gonzalez responds: "Can't be done." </p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:chuck.strouse@miaminewtimes.com">Chuck Strouse</a></p>]]>
      
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   <title>You&apos;re Too Single! Eat, Eat!</title>
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   <published>2008-10-01 10:12:15</published>
   <updated>2008-10-01 10:14:24</updated>
   
   <summary> Flirting for Foodies with the Gourmet Club I&apos;m not usually one for singles events, particularly because I&apos;m married, but these Singles Dinner and Dancing parties put on by the Gourmet Club look pretty damned posh. They&apos;ve been holding them...</summary>
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<p>I'm not usually one for singles events, particularly because I'm married, but these <strong>Singles Dinner and Dancing</strong> parties put on by the <a href="http://thegourmetclub.com/events.html" target="_blank">Gourmet Club</a> look pretty damned posh. They've been holding them at the Addison, Cafe Maxx, and Pranzo -- the next one is scheduled for <a href="http://www.paviliongrille.com/" target="_blank">The Pavillion</a> in Boca Raton this <strong>Thursday October 2</strong>, and the price is an almost ridiculously reasonable $45 for members and $55 for guests, including tax and tip. The party gets rolling at 6:30 p.m.</p>

<p>The average age at these deals looks to be around 40, and judging from the pix, the assembled guests have been pretty cute. But the real draw is clearly the food. Check out Thursday night's menu:</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p><em>Appetizer (Choose one)</em><br />
*Shrimp Flatbread- Shrimp, Pancetta, Sage, Gruyere, Extra Virgin Olive Oil on Crispy Flatbread<br />
*Pavilion Caprese Tower- Layers of Vine Ripe Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Basil, Balsamic Vinaigrette and Basil Oil<br />
*Sonoma Salad- Mesclun Greens, Raisins, Walnuts, Tossed in Balsamic Vinaigrette Topped with Gorgonzola Cheese and Apples</p>

<p><em>Entree: (Choose one)</em><br />
*Pavilion Grilled Steak- Spice Rubbed, Grilled and Served with<br />
Brandy and Truffle Oil Glaze<br />
*Long Island Roasted Duck- One Half Duck, Crisp, Served with Mashed Potatoes, Fresh Vegetables and Orange Ginger Glaze<br />
*Fillet of Salmon- Beurre Blanc Orange Ginger Sauce, Rice and Fresh Vegetables</p>

<p><em>Dessert:</em><br />
*Summer Berries in Classic Jubilee Style On Crème Caramels with Garnish of Candied Pecans<br />
Includes Coffee or Tea.</p>

<p>As if you could move after all this there'll be live music for dancing. To register and pay, which must be done in advance, go to  <a href="http://www.thegourmetclub.com" target="_blank">http://www.thegourmetclub.com</a> or call 561-637-4441.</p>

<p>WARNING!!!! The gourmet club doesn't guarantee "equal ages of men and women or equal numbers of specific age groups," and they're not promising you're gonna get laid, either. But damn those desserts look like they could put you in the <em>mood</em>.</p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:gail.shepherd@browardpalmbeach.com">Gail Shepherd</a></p>]]>
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   <title>Rick Roll&apos;d By a Birthday Cake!</title>
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   <published>2008-10-01 07:00:00</published>
   <updated>2008-10-01 08:56:39</updated>
   
   <summary>Up top: The faux German chocolate covering, Bottom: Astley gets the drop on us again. It’s happened to all of us: You get an email from a coworker, click the link that says “Cutest video of cats dressed as humans...</summary>
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      <name>John Linn</name>
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      <![CDATA[<div class="blogImageContainer" style="width: 200px"><img alt="rollcake_horz.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/rollcake_horz.jpg" width="200" height="267" /><div class="blogImageCaption">Up top: The faux German chocolate covering, Bottom: Astley gets the drop on us again.</div></div>

<p>It’s happened to all of us: You get an email from a coworker, click the link that says “Cutest video of cats dressed as humans ever!” then those hauntingly cheerful drums start up. You’ve been <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU" target="_blank">Rick Roll’d</a>. At our office, my partner in Calendar crime, <a href="http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/feedback/EmailAnEmployee?to=63964" target="_blank">John Linn</a>, is a key offender of such acts. When his birthday came around it was time to get even. I Googled some key words and found this article on <a href="http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2008/04/rickroll_cake_sneak_attack.html?CMP=OTC-5JF307375954" target="_blank">Craft.zine</a> about a Rick Roll birthday cake. Awesomeness. It was so on.</p>

<p><strong>Real Cake</strong><br />
I baked a standard, double-layer, yellow round cake and frosted everything but the top with chocolate frosting. Since the top is really a canvass for the majesty of Rick Astley, I used a vanilla frosting and white-washed it. My buddy sketched out a cartoon Rick Astley from a You Tube freeze frame; my other friend and I cut it out and used it as a stencil/pattern for His Astley’s icing likeness. </p>

<p><img alt="rollcake.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/rollcake.jpg" width="400" height="300" /><div class="blogImageCaption">What lies beneath.</div></p>

<p><strong>Fake Cake</strong><br />
I was going to use a sturdy cardboard to construct the frame of the fake cake, but the craft store had hat boxes, that with my trusty 50% off coupon, were only three bucks – so hat box won out. Yes! It’s giant and oddly suspect, but nobody really believes that cake would ever lie to them. You should be fine. </p>

<p>I frosted it on-site. I did the sides with super gloppy German chocolate frosting; it was very forgiving texturally for hiding the secret agenda of Giant Cake. I did the top up like a regular cake and stuck candles in dollops of icing. We started singing, the music came on from my laptop, and I scrambled to get the lid off – that’s where things got sticky. I was grabbing so haphazardly that my hands were sliding all over the fiery fake cake. I had to blow out most of John Linn’s candles to avoid third degree burns before people put the music together with the odd cake grappling. But when it was removed and Rick Astley’s soulful frosting eyes were staring at us, it was well worth the slippery struggle. I made a keepsake B-day card out of the Rick Astley stencil. --<a href="http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/feedback/EmailAnEmployee/?to=138287" target="_blank">Jamie Laughlin</a></p>

<p><em>Note from the Linn: As you might know, we here at the</em> NT <em><a href="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/2008/07/requim_for_a_shrimp_the_bandit.php" target="_blank">love us some Rick Rolling</a>. But I was thoroughly caught off guard by this cake within a cake. When I first saw the monstrosity I thought, "My God! That thing's huge!" Little did I know its largest was simply the housing for my undoing. I'll never top this Roll - ever. Thanks to Jamie and the entire</em> New Times <em>crew who made it happen.</em> </p>]]>
      
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   <title>No More Martinis!</title>
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   <published>2008-09-30 09:44:09</published>
   <updated>2008-09-30 10:55:03</updated>
   
   <summary> The simple art of boozing at The Field. God, we’re sick of martinis. September was a martini month. Maybe it was an instinctive reaction to the credit crisis; maybe some eternally blotto neuron in our brains forced us to...</summary>
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      <name>Gail Shepherd</name>
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<p>God, we’re sick of martinis. September was a martini month. Maybe it was an instinctive reaction to the credit crisis; maybe some eternally blotto neuron in our brains forced us to drain our checking accounts while the draining was good, and re-invest the loot in high-powered gin so we wouldn’t have to think about it anymore. Well, that’s done with. Now is the time for unpretentious drinking, which is why we’re going to <strong><a href="http://www.thefieldirishpubdania.com/" target="_blank">The Field Irish Bar & Pub</a></strong> in Dania to catch a really good Beatles cover band on Tuesday night. The band is called 2 of Us (there are two of them), and they start at 7 p.m. Unfortunately, this is precisely when The Field’s happy hour ends. Strategy: arrive immediately after work, drink constantly for two hours, and then switch to water when the band starts. Dance drunkenly. Go home when sober.</p>

<p>To hear more about this week's food happenings in South Florida, subscribe to our weekly DINING NEWSLETTER, Cafe Bites, by clicking <a href="http://www.miaminewtimes.com/readers/register" target="_blank">here</a>.</strong></p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:brandon.thorp@browardpalmbeach.com">Brandon Thorp</a></p>]]>
      
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   <title>Bloody Good Dinner</title>
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   <published>2008-09-30 09:00:00</published>
   <updated>2008-09-30 10:51:52</updated>
   
   <summary> Dinner and a murder mystery with Edna? On October 14, North One 10 Restaurant’s “Evening With Edna Buchanan” will pair the cool mystery novelist with a “crime fiction inspired” dinner provided by Dale and Dewey LoSasso and crew. The...</summary>
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      <name>Lee Klein</name>
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<p>On October 14, <a href="http://www.northone10.com" target="_blank">North One 10</a> Restaurant’s “Evening With <a href="http://www.ednabuchanan.com" target="_blank">Edna Buchanan</a>” will pair the cool mystery novelist with a “crime fiction inspired” dinner provided by Dale and Dewey LoSasso and crew. The event will presumably provide the author with an intimate forum in which to introduce her latest thriller, Legally Dead, and should definitely provide guests with plenty of good food and drink.</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p>“You Only Die Twice” hors d’ouerves will include two-way tidbits such as pan seared steak crostini and beef tartare, and shrimp with crispy soba noodles and in mango salad. First course choices are “Never Let Them See You Cry Onion Soup”, ‘Killer Oyster Po Boy”, and “Stone Crab Hot Dog, Pomegranate Ketchup, Chips” -- guess they couldn’t come up with a Buchanan book title to match the hot dog. I get the concept, but I still say “Mac and Cheese with A Familiar Face of Shrimp and Mushrooms” sounds awkward. <br />
 <br />
Entrees, desserts, and coffee/tea follow, the cost $48 per person without wine, $58 per “with evil wine flights”. It all sounds like a fine time, but a hopefully helpful suggestion for the LoSassos concerning the next such dinner: If your guest is a Pulitzer Prize winning scribe, perhaps you should let her write the menu descriptions.  </p>

<p>The festivities begin at 6:30 p.m., and if you’re thinking of attending you should probably reserve soon. <br />
 <br />
-- <a href="mailto:ee.klein@miaminewtimes.com">Lee Klein</a></p>]]>
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   <title>Baskin-Robbins&apos; Death Shake: Drink Up!</title>
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   <published>2008-09-29 09:26:59</published>
   <updated>2008-09-29 09:21:09</updated>
   
   <summary> Question: What yummy treat from a national ice cream chain contains this delectable list of ingredients? Ingredients: reduced fat milk, heath bar crunch ice cream (cream, nonfat milk, caramel ribbon (corn syrup, sweetened condensed whole milk (milk, sugar), water,...</summary>
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<p>Question:<br />
What yummy treat from a national ice cream chain contains this delectable list of ingredients?</p>

<p><strong>Ingredients: </strong>reduced fat milk, heath bar crunch ice cream (cream, nonfat milk, caramel ribbon (corn syrup, sweetened condensed whole milk (milk, sugar), water, high fructose corn syrup, butter (cream, salt), propylene glycol, sodium alginate, salt, natural and artificial vanilla flavors, potassium sorbate (preservative), soy lecithin, annatto color, sodium bicarbonate, propyl paraben (preservative)) , heath® bar candy pieces [milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, nonfat milk, milk fat, lactose, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), salt, and vanillin (an artificial flavoring)), sugar, palm oil, dairy butter (milk), almonds, salt, artificial flavoring, and soy lecithin], sugar, corn syrup, toffee base (sweetened condensed whole milk, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, water, natural flavor, disodium phosphate, and salt), whey powder, cellulose gum, mono and diglycerides, guar gum, carrageenan, polysorbate 80), fudge topping (corn syrup, sugar, water, hydrogenated coconut oil, nonfat milk, cocoa (treated with alkali), modified corn starch, salt, sodium bicarbonate, disodium phosphate, potassium sorbate (a preservative), natural and artificial flavors, soy lecithin), jamoca ice cream (cream, nonfat milk, sugar, corn syrup, jamoca extract (coffee extract, sugar, potassium sorbate and methyl paraben (as preservatives)) whey, caramel color, cellulose gum, mono and diglycerides, carrageenan, polysorbate 80, carob bean gum, guar gum), caramel praline topping (corn syrup, sweetened condensed whole mil, water, sugar, modified food starch, butter, salt, propylene glycol, natural and artificial flavor, sodium citrate, xanthan gum, lecithin, potassium sorbate and propyl paraben as preservatives), hershey’s® heath® milk chocolate english toffee (milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, nonfat milk, milk fat, lactose, soy lecithin [an emulsifier], salt, and vanillin [an artificial flavoring]), sugar, palm oil, dairy butter (milk), almonds, salt, artificial flavoring, and soy lecithin), whipped cream (whipped cream (cream, milk, sugar, dextrose, nonfat dry milk, artificial flavor, mono & diglycerides, carrageenan, mixed tocopherols (vitamin e), to protect flavor, propellant: nitrous oxide).</p>

<p><img alt="heath%20shake.jpg" src="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder/heath%20shake.jpg" width="252" height="350" /></p>

<p>You'd be right if you guessed that magical list is what goes into a Large Heath Shake from Baskin-Robbins. But that's hardly the worst of it. <a href="http://Consumerist.com" target="_blank">Consumerist.com</a> recently reported that a large Heath shake also contains 2310 calories, just slightly more than than daily calorie recommendation for an average sized woman, like me. </p>

<p>For a minute after reading this news I actually considered trekking down to my <a href="http://www.baskinrobbins.com/StoreLocator/PrxInput.aspx" target="_blank">local B&R</a> to order one, for the sake of journalistic research, especially since BR is offering a Buy One Get One (BOGO) deal on their frozen beverages this fall ("Parents looking for low-cost family fun need look no further than Baskin-Robbins, which offers a wide variety of treats for under $5." reads the PR.)  But when I got to the fat content (64 grams of saturated fat, which is 320 percent of the daily recommended intake) and the 295 milligrams of cholesterol (98 percent) or the fact that the thing contains a half pound of sugar, I just couldn't bring myself to conduct the experiment.</p>

<p>The consumerist does raise a good question in their report: Is this monstrosity really necessary? Yeah, we can all take responsibility for our choices, but why does this particular choice even need to be on the map? </p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:gail.shepherd@browardpalmbeach.com">Gail Shepherd</a></p>]]>
      
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   <title>WTF Is It?!? Fruit Salad</title>
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   <published>2008-09-26 11:22:12</published>
   <updated>2008-09-26 14:31:07</updated>
   
   <summary> I&apos;ve literally eaten nothing but pizza this week, so for lunch today I gotta have some green. I plan to make a fruit salad from the cornucopia pictured above, courtesy of one of my local roadside markets. You&apos;ll of...</summary>
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      <name>Gail Shepherd</name>
      <uri>http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/shortorder</uri>
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<p>I've literally eaten nothing but pizza this week, so for lunch today I gotta have some green. I plan to make a fruit salad from the cornucopia pictured above, courtesy of one of my local roadside markets. You'll of course recognize the watermelon, apples, and mangos, but wanna take a shot at the other deliriously colorful comestibles? </p>

<p>Winner (and you have to name them all) wins a dinner date with <em>moi</em> (if you think you can stand it), for more pizza, naturally.</p>

<p><img alt="fruit%20cut.jpg" src="http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/fruit%20cut.jpg" width="399" height="299" /></p>

<p>-- <a href="mailto:gail.shepherd@browardpalmbeach.com">Gail Shepherd</a></p>]]>
      
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