Argentine Bakery Makes Its Way to Miracle Mile

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Paula Niño
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You know the type: Walls lined with South American wines, alfajores and other facturas neatly organized in a glass display, panettone boxes everywhere ('tis the season), refrigerators with ready-to-cook gnocchi, golden-baked empanadas laying out under a heat lamp ... They're hard to resist, those empanadas, and the recently opened Patagonia makes some good ones.

Claiming to offer "Argentinean gourmet," this third outpost of Patagonia, while smaller, is much like the Graziano's Market and La Estancia already in the Gables. But housed in a large space (formerly occupied by Cupcakes Noveau) near Charlotte Bistro and Le Provence, Patagonia is in the middle of it all.

The empanadas go for $1.75. The ground beef and four-cheese were a real treat. The chorizo: not so much.

Patagonia also serves hot and cold sandwiches and the typical grilled steak and milanesa dishes. For the steak sandwiches ($7.99) you can choose your cut of meat between flank, skirt and top sirloin. It comes solo, though. Fries must be ordered separately.

Daily specials such as a parrillada ($9.99) on Fridays and chicken with mushroom sauce ($8.99) on Wednesdays are also available.

Patagonia's concept may not be novel, but the Gables crowd seems to be responding well to its newcomer. You can never go wrong with a good empanada.

Patagonia
305-640-8376
244 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables

Patagonia also has locations in Doral and Key Biscayne.

The Cheese Course, Open in Midtown, Selling Gourmet Sandwiches

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Peppered Roast Beef - with blue cheese, raspberry cranberry relish, and greens. $8.45.
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They've got stank cheese, foreign cheese, mild cheese, and bold cheese, cheese with meat, cheese with friends, and more cheese than you can shake a cheese at.

That's right, The Cheese Course (3451 NE 1st Ave, suite 100) is open in Midtown Miami, right next door to the new Primo Pizza.

In addition to selling cheese, The Cheese Course also makes gourmet sandwiches, salads, and quiche, serves beer and wine, makes coffee, and sells specialty food items in small jars with fancy labels.

It's not cheap though. A roast beef sandwich and a fountain soda shot my bill into the $12 or so stratosphere, and that was without a bag of chips.

All sandwiches are priced between $7.45 and $8.45.

Some of the cheeses they use in sandwiches are fresh mozzarella, aged cheddar, pecorino toscano, asiago fresca, jalapeño monterey jack,  and fresh goat cheese. If that sounds like your bag of cheese then The Cheese Course is for you.

Log on to http://thecheesecourse.com for more info, though as of now the website only reflects the existence of their Weston location.

Coconut Grove Rib Man Moves from Backyard to Storefront

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Paula Niño
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Driving down Grand Avenue, the only thing that might clue you into the existence of Golden Ribs is a sign standing on the street's median. Tucked in between a hair salon and a barber shop, the small space in West Coconut Grove is the new home to long-time rib man, Calvin. He's a man of few words and an aloof one, disappearing into the kitchen anytime we attempted to get in a word with him.
Tags: Golden Ribs

Mr. Smoothie & The Wrap Guy Sell Healthy, Talk Football

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Jacob Katel
Mr. Smoothie and The Wrap Guy's stand at Homestead's Rib Fest.
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Chicken entrepreneur Kerry Burns claims he brought the Buffalo wing to Miami back in 1986 when he opened Miami Wings restaurant in Cutler Bay.

Well, he sold that joint and is now doing health food. His new project is called Mr. Smoothie & The Wrap Guy, a concept he's partnered up with Danny Kaplan, the owner of Best Deli 2002 winner Roasters & Toasters, to operate at all kind of venues.

Burns says, "We started 6 weeks ago and have done like 20 events already, from the UM opener at Land Shark Stadium to the VIP at Heartwalk. We're going for the healthy thing.

We do all the big ESPN highschool football games too. We were there at the Central vs. Northwestern game. We did fruit punch smoothies out there....for all the blacks y'know, hu-huh.

Coming up we're gonna be at the Fairchild Rambles, Nascar, St. Stephens Art Festival in the Grove, and that Gay Pride thing on Miami Beach, what's it called? That gay parade. Wait, just scratch that off."

Mr. Smoothie & The Wrap Guy have a catering, delivery, and special events menu with smoothies, sandwiches, wraps, salads, hot entrees, and cupcakes in single servings, box lunches and platters. Call Mr. Smoothie at 305-609-9598.

 

Monster Energy's Java Monster Drink Reviews

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Jacob Katel
Monster in the parking lot.
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Yesterday we exited the New Times building and saw a raised up Monster Energy truck pulling up. We figured it meant free drinks in our future so we stopped and asked what they had for us.

One of the broads handed me a couple of cans while the other took a picture. We got a can of Java Monster Mean Bean and Java Monster Russian. Here's what we think.

Domo Arigato, Domo

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What's warm and fuzzy and the color of poo?
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There's nothing that makes me want to buy a Taquito and Big Gulp more than a ferocious-looking piece of fuzzy poo.

Yeah, if only I was being facetious. The truth is, I fell for Domo, the rectangular, brown Japanese creature making his appearance all over 7-Eleven stores until mid-November. And yes, ladies and gents, I fell hard.

There was just something about that little plush guy that made me coo with delight. His snarling face was on toys, t-shirts and coffee cups; his flocked body, dressed up for Halloween in four costumes, clung to hard plastic spoon-straws; and even bottles of Domo Attack! Energy Drink bore his likeness, tempting me to swill citrus-tinged caffeine and taurine until I became more high-strung than Lindsay Lohan at a dry hetero wedding. I was even confronted with Domo and friends at the Slurpee dispenser, where he was represented alongside Fuji Frost, an apple-flavored slush that bears the color of a core sitting out in the sun a wee bit too long.

But when I came home to research my new little love interest, I was surprised to discover that he really hates apples. Hmm. Why would the corporate folks at 7-Eleven be so outright disrespectful of their charming new mascot? And that was only the beginning of the dichotomies.

Skinny Mini Coke Can is Such a Tease

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Let's do a little word association game, shall we? Chocolate candies are to cavities as a can of Coke is to ____. Did you say "a trim physique?" Perhaps "a lean, mean, fabulous-looking-while-sunbathing-nearly-naked on-South-Beach me?" Probably not. So please, someone tell me how the folks at the Coca-Cola Company have the gall to tell the public that its new shrunken can coming next March is actually their way of advocating a common-sense approach to reducing obesity.

At 7.5 ounces, the new pop-top container is just over half the size we've come to know and love. The company's press release touts it as "a great option for smaller thirst occasions," yet somehow I suspect the mini will not list ".63" near "Serv. Size." Plus--here's the best part--these mini cans will be sold in eight-packs. Why drink just one? (Bless the spin doctor who had to cobble together that document.)
Tags: Coca-Cola, Coke

Viva VIA - Starbucks Redefines Instant Coffee

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We all know instant coffee sucks, which is why Starbucks refers to its' new line of VIA coffee powder as "Ready Brew". Whatever you call it, both the extra bold Italian Roast (which I sampled in the store), and the mellower-but-still-potent Colombian (prepared at home) turned out to be startlingly Starbucksy in taste. Each packet gets mixed with 8-ounces of hot water and voilá: a rich, strong cup of coffee. Works just as well with cold water for a quick ice coffee. It's $2.95 for a 3-pack, $9.95 for a 12-pack. Might not want to substitute this for your daily joe, but think of all the times you want a cup of good coffee and can't get to one. VIA will come in very handy on those occasions.

Tonight at Urbanite Bistro: Wine, Dine, and Gator Meat

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Fourteenth street between Overtown and the Arsht is full of wild game: zombified crackheads, worse for wear working-girls, artists, musicians, promoters, creatives, thugs, drugs, and po nine.

Now, with Urbanite Bistro in the mix, we can add the literal interpretation: animals hunted for food, not domestication, according to Wikipedia.

Urbanite Bistro (62 NE 14 St., Miami) is a new restaurant in the heart of Downtown Miami's late night district, blocks from Space and a stone's throw from Vagabond. According to their website "the menu showcases all natural meats, game, and indigenous fish."

Find out exactly what that means tonight when Dine Magazine hosts a wine and tasting menu event from 6 - 8 p.m. Tickets are $10 advance, and $15 at the door. That's right, tonight this restaurant has a cover charge.

Here's the menu.

A New Chocolate Drink Hits the Zodiac

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When the largest candy in the store in the world -- NYC sweeterie Dylan's Candy Bar -- does confections, you better believe it's gonna be good. So the next time you're at Neiman Marcus Bal Harbour's Zodiac Cafe and your server asks if you'd like dessert after you've scarfed down their legendary duo of a strawberry butter drenched popver and chicken cosomme, try the latest menu addition, Dylan's Chillins Frozen Chocolate Drink. For just 6 bucks, you get a glass full of decadence made up of Belgian chocolate and finished with beyond-rich whipped cream. If you think that a tall glass of chocolate is indulgent, it is. But it's a deep, satisfying type of indulgent and not over-sugary, tooth-aching sweet, but "I've been a good boy/girl and I deserve it" sweet. And when Short Order tried it, we first yearned for a shot of liquor (because we always do) but after a few sips in chocolate heaven -- we didn't miss a thing. Sorry, Booze Hound.

Brickell Life Blogs Club 50 as Bathroom With Best View In Miami



Ever stood at a urinal, looked to your left and said, "Damn. That's one hell of view?"

We're talking about looking out the window you sicko. And if you wanna catch a Biscayne vista that may be unparalleled in all of Miami Dade's club restroom facilities then step to Brickell quickfast.

You've probably heard about the Viceroy, its well reviewed restaurant EOS, and its high in the sky lounge Club 50. But damned if the toilet room don't leave a lasting impression on people's perception of a venue, and we hadn't heard anything about 50's til local blogger Chad from Brickell Life pointed it out in text, stills and video. Now that's multimedia reporting.

He probably looked strange in there holding a camera, but apparently a urinal with a view is indeed a Kodak moment. Know a bathroom with a better view? Leave a comment.
Tags: club 50, eos, viceroy

Van Aken Offers Nibbles of Norman's 180 Menu and Its New "Broadly American" Inspiration

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Norman Van Aken
Staying on his game in Orlando (here with "Cuba Libre" Pork Belly Biscuit for its Taste of the Nation,) things are looking mighty tasty.
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Norman Van Aken and his '180' team, including Chefs Philip Bryant and Justin Van Aken, are operating under a three-word mantra when it comes to their goals for the new restaurant slated to open in Coral Gables before the end of the year: "Desirability, Sustainability, Community." 

Poised to re-enter the South Florida restaurant scene after a two and a half year hiatus, he has indulged us with a taste of his forthcoming menu and its inspiration.  Look for Van Aken's profile, including more insight into his evolution as a chef since flying the coop in 2007, in our Fall Arts + Eats guide, hitting stands October 1.

What's On the Menus at New Miami Restaurants: Cheeseme, I ♥ Sushi, The Filling Station, Botequim Carioca, and Mia at Biscayne

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Jackie Sayet
Cute, but not the object of our affection
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Like flocks flying prematurely south for winter, the stork brigade delivered four new bundles of culinary joy to our cyber doorstep last week care of Thrillist and Urbandaddy.  With them came the pleasure of perusing new restaurant menus and finding some hits, as well as the inevitable, unfortunate misses.  Some read well, presenting a case like a rock solid Grisham. Others wouldn't make the New York Times Best Seller List if they bribed the publisher.  Here's what caught our eyes, ripe for the picking and the reckoning.

Cheeseme, Grilled Cheese & Fry Bar Extraordinaire
(menu courtesy Urban Daddy)
(786) 276-6146
1200 Washington Ave
Miami Beach

> Five cheese mac n' cheese carrozza - $9
> The BCT i.e. bacon, cheese, and tomato - $13
> One bread and one cheese (we'll take fruit and nut with raclette, please) - $8
> Fried Italian ricotta cheese dough - $8

New Burger & Beer Joint Saws 10 Lb. Burger Tableside with Serrated Utensil from The Home Depot

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Clearly we didn't attend last night's opening at The B&B Lounge, the third arm of Buzzy Sklar's new trinity of meat (there's a sports bar, too) at 1766 Bay Road on South Beach. We rang no later than 8:30 a.m. this morning curious about how the restaurant, Burger & Beer Joint, is coming along on week one.

How about tableside delivery of "The Mother Burger," a 10-pounder arriving via pizza skid wielded by Executive Chef Carlos Barilas?  Could this be a jab at Casale Pizzeria across the street?  Certainly not subtle is the accompanying utensil for slicing, which won't be lost on fans of horror flick The Saw. It's treated first, of course, and courtesy of The Home Depot, giving new meaning to the slogan "You Can Do It, We Can Help."

Akashi South Miami Has a Swanky New Look

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Jackie Sayet
Before...
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As reported in June, owner Larry Chi was planning his flagship restaurant's first major cosmetic makeover.  The result was unveiled last week, and we're pleased to report that it's the same neighborhood spot we know, and menu we've grown to love, over the past 16 years.  It's just a little cooler on the inside.  Actually, a lot cooler.

Note to UM students: Akashi finally got some mojo, but don't worry.  It doesn't mean your wallets will lose theirs. As far as we can tell, the same great prices are sticking around, like the vintage The Depot facade.  Smart move.

Follow the jump for pictures and stop by for a three-fish-fabulous Sunset Roll with extra masago or an Alex original or #2, named after a particular regular.  We think a Short Order Roll could be a fun addition. What would you fill such a creation with?  Let us know on the comment thread, and we may just petition for it...

Video: Lincoln Road South Beach Restaurant Foot Traffic Time Lapse

South Beach is full of tourists. Here's a video depicting the foot traffic between 10 and 11 p.m. last Friday on Lincoln Road Mall at four points between Jefferson and Drexel. The camera spent 15 minutes at each location, with a couple minutes break to record a security guard toss a passed out bum from sleeping in public. Can you name all 4 locations?

Tiny Confucio Express Packs Big Flavor, Talks Franchising Chinese Takeout

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Jackie Sayet
Vegetable lettuce wrap
Bummed out that our 2009 "Best of" pick for Chinese may also come with a nose bleed?  Or that Hakkasan, Lee's review this week, may be best reserved for a special occasion?  Here's a wise pick for those further south that won't burn a hole in your wallet and proves one should never underestimate the little guy.  It's Confucio Express Chinese Gourmet Cuisine, and don't let the "to go" concept fool you.  For all intents and purposes, this takeout/delivery counter with a few tables on a deck overlooking a Farm Stores is a bonafide Chinese restaurant, just without the China tableware.

Las Delicias Fruteria y Nursery is Juan y Jose "Los Locos De Las Plantas"

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Jacob Katel
Jose y Juan, "Los locos de la plantas."
Las Delicias Fruteria y Nursery has been open only 30 days, but owner Juan Hernandez is optimistic. "If the business no good, we go, if the business okay, fine," he says in a heavily accented Miami Cuban english. Juan has lived in the U.S. for 41 years "right here in Florida," and is an American citizen. "I have more years in the U.S. than you do, that makes me more American. You speak better english, I speak better spanish" says Juan in his native language. He spent 37 of those years working as a landscaper. Now at age 71, he's opened his new business on Krome Ave, just north of Quail Roost Drive in South Dade. He and his sobrino Juan Hernandez run the joint. They call themselves "Los Locos De Las Plantas" and specialize in hard to find, exclusive species.

 "I did it for many years in Cuba, my country, I haven't done it in many years, but I still know what I'm doing" he says in Spanish. Check out some of what they've got for sale.
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Jacob Katel
Street promotion.

Norman's 180 Update: Blueprints and Van Aken's Moving Plans

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Architect Malcolm Berg with some pointers, via @normanvanaken
Blueprints and drawings for Norman's 180, Norman Van Aken's forthcoming Coral Gables restaurant slated to open at 180 Aragon in the Colonnade Hotel in November, are now on his architect's website

At first glance, the design itself will be a social lubricant, featuring elements conducive to sharing and interaction among diners, such as communal tables and a long bar, a focal point snaking through the main dining room.

Malcolm Berg, of Edge of Architecture, is behind the design and has worked with hospitality clients the likes of the Ritz Carlton and Marriott.

Another addition to the Gables may very well be Van Aken himself, who currently resides in Key West and lived in Pinecrest during his Norman's (on Almeria Ave) days.  He has his eyes on downtown Gables this time around.

Enagic's Kangen Water is Ionized Right Here In Miami. Get Your PH Up

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Jacob Katel
Spray-on hydration.
Enagic USA is a company in the water industry that specializes in sales and manufacture of ionizing machines. What the hell are those and what exactly do they do? It's difficult to understand, but supposedly it's good for you. Basically it processes water in a way that changes its molecular structure and balances your body's PH using alkalinity against the acid of a processed food lifestyle.

You can buy a machine to produce your own Kangen water, as it's called, from Enagic salesman Michael Katz, who claims that high PH ionized water eliminates toxicity, reverses aging, and hydrates the body on a cellular level using water that is electronically configured into micro clusters that reach the body where regular water can't.

This Little Piggy Went To South Beach: Au Pied De Cochon Opens

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Au Pied De Cochon
The restaurant's namesake, roasted pig's trotter
Move over Les Halles, brasserie Au Pied de Cochon is now serving up a taste of the old world, south of 5th Street. 

The restaurant dates back 60 years to its original location in the Les Halles district of Paris, unlike that area's eponymous, Bourdain-adorned chain which you may be surprised to know is 100% made in the U.S. of A. 

French-born exec chef Didier Lailheugue executes a menu heavy on the classics like croque monsieur (lunch only,) French onion soup gratinée, and escargots de Bourgogne in their shell with parsley butter sauce.  Yummy, but how disappointed we were at Short Order to find out from the kitchen that the "assorted matured cheese selection" imported from France is pasteurized!  Any lover of cheese knows that it is in fact legal to import unpasteurized, as long as the product is more than 60 days old. 

Ode to the Publix Cafe Lady

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Jackie Sayet
The commuter-friendly 'grab and go' counter is the first of its kind for Publix in Miami
(To the tune of Adam Sandler's Lunch Lady Land)

Open up at 6 a.m.
Got on my sage green polo
Served croquetas de jamon
Con un poco de amor
Got no clue why we sell gallon jugs of milk
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here at the Publix Cafe stand

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Jackie Sayet
Ma..ri...a!
Yes I wear this net on my head
Porque food safety standards apply
I wear these clear disposable gloves
It's all for your peace of mind
You want your morning joe and tostada
But there's no reason to bark
Everybody gets their comida
Down here at the Publix Cafe stand

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Jackie Sayet
Sandwiches are most popular for lunch, but wraps, sushi and salad are also available
Cafe con leche, cafe con leche, cafe con leche, cafe con leche
fruit salad, fruit salad, fruit salad, fruit salad
Cafe con leche, cafe con leche
Fruit salad, fruit salad
Pan Cubano
Pastelito, past', pastelito
Pastelito, past', pastelito
Pastelito, past', pastelito
Pastelito, past', pastelito

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Jackie Sayet
Value meal



Burgers at The Standard on Miami Beach

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Jacob Katel
Cheeseburgers At The Bayside Grill
Burgers at The Standard don't come cheap, but the Bayside Grill's waterfront, saltwater poolside locale is top notch Dade County lifestyles of the rich and famous type shit. A trio of sliders will run you $16.00. That means three charred grill burgers made from locally sourced beef, your choice of cheese, and a side salad. A big side of truffle sage fries costs another $6. The Bayside Grill hooked me up with a free meal, I didn't pay for it, but I ate it all. Did I look out of place eating alone in a dirty white shirt and taking pictures of my food, hell yeah, but that's alright, the restaurant is open to the public. The address is 40 Island Avenue Miami Beach Florida 33139 and the phone number is (305) 673-1717. Here are some more pictures.
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The Sun Was Out, The Fish Were Swimming
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Hard Hit by Hard Hats, the Village Cafe is Back in Miami Shores

Construction on Northeast Second Avenue in Miami Shores has jack-hammered just about every biz on the street, which is now a collection of For Rent signs along with a bank, a Subway and not much more. 

The Village Cafe, with its weekend music, fine wine and pretty good food, was a casualty. It already had problems. A former owner was whacked for coke. But it survived that.

And as of three weeks ago, this nabe fave has again shown resilience, rising above its Scarface-style past to reopen under new ownership, former GM Massimo Delucca (also of Tiramesu on Lincoln Road,) and Ray and Sandra Perez.

Continental cuisine from chef Adam Holm includes wraps and sandwiches for lunch, with a more upscale dinner menu that includes pizzas, pastas, meats (including New York strip, fillet minion) and fish.

They're in the process of building a website where you'll be able to find the menu in the future, but for now, you got the number here first folks (the old ones are still in all the listings...)  Give 'em a buzz for more information.

The Village Cafe
9540 NE 2nd Ave
(305) 759-2211
Mon - Sat 11:30 a.m. - 10 p.m. and Sun 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. (brunch till 2:30 p.m.) 

Hakkasan Open for Business

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Hakkasan, a Michelin-starred Chinese restaurant with locations in London and Istanbul, held quite an opening bash Saturday night at the Fontainebleau. Three quick impressions:

1. The decor, much like the Hakkasan in London, is exotic, romantic, stunning -- long, creatively lighted bar and a series of small dining sections illuminated by lanterns and separated by moucharabieh (screens) of ebony-tinted walnut, intricate lacquered latticework, and hand-carved decorative teak panels.

2. Distinctive cocktails, including the signature Hakka -- a blend of vodka, Kubota sake, lychee juice, lime, coconut, and fresh passion fruit. Dee-lish.

3. If the cuisine at the party is any indication (and of course it is), Hakkasan is going to be an invaluable addition to our dining scene. A few of the passed snacks snatched: shrimp on garlic toast, duck egg rolls, braised short ribs (amazing), assorted steamed dumplings of astonishing delicacy, and Peking duck carved and rolled into mini-pancakes with celery, scallion, hoisin, and beluga caviar.

Alan Yau is the restaurateur behind Hakkasan; helming Miami's kitchen is chef Wen Ten Sian, formerly of My Humble House restaurant in Beijing. Chef Wen will execute Yau's traditional Cantonese classics and house specialties "reinterpreted for a contemporary palate." Menu highlights will include stir-fry rib-eye black pepper beef, crispy duck salad, tea-smoked jasmine chicken, and roasted silver cod in Chinese honey and champagne. Wines are globally sourced and categorized into Purity, Terroir, and Curious Vines.
 
Hakkasan is open daily for dinner starting at 6 p.m. If you like Chinese food, call now -- like right away -- for reservations: 786-276-1388.

Uncle Julio's Fine Mexican Food Opens Tomorrow in Mizner Park

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When you think about it, Mizner Park is sort of like an overstuffed, smothered burrito. There are all the fancy Boca ladies sporting expensive jewelry - they're the cheese. There are the teenage children of wealth driving around in cars worth more than the valets who park them make in two years - they're the sour cream. There are the plastic surgery disasters, the retired trust funders, and the proletariat interlopers, who come only to get into heated class battles with the rest of the denizens of Mizner (I bore witness to a particularly ugly display in the main parking garage just the other day) - these people are the rice and beans. But then there are the restaurant workers, a largely ethnic bunch who pour themselves in to the inner workings of Mizner and upscale strip malls like it all over South Florida. They are the meat.

Mizner's latest addition, the "high-end casual" chain Mexican concept Uncle Julio's opening Tuesday afternoon, is, if anything, an worthy experiment to see if this sopping, bursting burrito is ready to eat itself.

Plat Bleu: The Invisible Bistro

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Note to Plat Bleu: This is what bistro food looks like.
Hungering for some hearty bistro fare, I had a friend call (on behalf of my wife and I) to request reservations at Plat Bleu in the Delano Hotel. Word came back that reservations weren't taken, and that the restaurant was located on the right side of the indoor and outdoor sections of what was formerly part of the Blue Door restaurant. When we arrived at 8:30, which was early for a late night spot like this, there was nobody sitting on either side of the indoor room, so we requested an outdoor table. A hostess told us to head there and we'd be seated, but once outside a manager told us all outdoor tables were reserved for Blue Door. So we went back inside, this time being informed that Plat Bleu's outdoor tables were at the far end of the pool area. Off we wandered -- not an especially short stroll -- until reaching the dining area. There we stood for some time, trying in vain to get someone's attention; finally I approached a waitress to ask if the section was for Plat Bleu. No, she said, only the pool menu was served there. When we returned to the reception podium, a different manager  proved extremely gracious in seating us on the left side of the outdoor terrace and bringing us menus. But the bistro proved elusive in yet another way: While Plat Bleu's bill of fare contained a torchon of foie gras and a couple of other token French-inspired offerings, most items were variations on Blue Door's Mediterranean menu, including some of the very same dishes. I wasn't in the mood for this type of cuisine, so we got up to leave. On our way out, the manager came over to see what was up. We told her that, no hard feelings, but we'd been expecting escargot and onion soup and stuff like that; she explained that there was in fact onion soup, but it didn't get served until 2:00 a.m. As she related this to us, her facial expression let on that we were, perhaps, not the only customers thus far confused. We politely declined her proposal to have the kitchen prepare us onion soup, as well as a generous follow-up offer for drinks on the house, but she handled the situation as well as a manager possibly could. We managed to squeeze into a couple of seats at OLA's bar a few blocks away and shared a few small plates. It wasn't bistro food, but it was very tasty -- and more important, just what we expected. 

Daily Bread Pinecrest Keeps It All In The Family


Daily Bread Pinecrest from MiamiNewTimesBlogs on Vimeo.

The Daily Bread Middle East Market has stood at the same location in Pinecrest since 1978. It was opened by husband and wife team Toufic and Rima Mazzawi and is now run by their sons Shaddy and Nicolas. The Daily Bread specializes in foods from the Middle East, Greece and India. They have a market featuring fine ingredients and freshly prepared cold foods, a deli for sandwiches, salads and platters, and even hookahs and tobacco "for those trendy kids that are into that." The Daily Bread Pinecrest also has

30-Year-Old Whiskey in Its Prime

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Psssst....Drink Me!
It isn't often that we New Timesers get a bottle of $200 whiskey in the mail. We did, not long ago, thanks to the folks at Canadian Club, which is celebrating its 150th anniversary this year with the release of a primo 30-year-old, 80-proof, white-oak-barrel-aged blended whiskey retailing for a cool two bills. That's priced well beyond the reach of even the most profligate New Times lushes; our admin assistant was obliged to hide the booze behind her desk, well beyond the reach of  sticky fingers, until we could get around to a proper tasting.

But at a recent staff meeting, we broke into the bottle, or at least Bob Norman did; Norman was so physically agitated by the sight of that black box with its fancy closure and the gold CC logo just sitting there that we had to wrestle it away from him just to snap the picture at left. In Norman's good opinion, whiskey is made to be drunk, not fondled and stared at. I guess old Hiram Walker would second that, and so would Don Draper, who drinks Canadian Club on the show Mad Men.

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Hey Bob, over here!
Norman and the rest of our high-macho crew also pooh-poohed the notion that a splash of H20 added to this fine old brew would "open it up." They poured liberal shots and drank it straight. Over on the femme-gay side of the table, we added a little water and found the instruction sound: Give your whiskey a splash and it evens out the last edges, so your drink gives up its perfumes and complexities.

But both girls and boys agreed: This was the best whiskey we'd  tasted since that bottle of 30-year-old single-malt McCallam we drank back in '85. It's excessively smooth, sweet, and buttery, with a finish that lasts and lasts: a bit of oak (but not too much), a hint of butterscotch, something floral, like violets. And it leaves a serious afterglow: Once we'd polished off 3/4 of the bottle, you could say our staff meeting got right lively.

I conducted a blind tasting at home with the bit of drink I had left, lining up the 30-year-old CC against a 10-year-old Canadian Club reserve (retail around $30)  and a glass of Glenfiddich 12-year-old single malt (retail around $25). The 30-year-old cleaned their clocks in taste, fragrance, and finish -- it tasted almost like a good cognac. The CC 10 was close in color -- a rich, deep amber -- but was slightly more bitter and ragged when sipped. Both CCs are definitively better with about 3 tablespoons of water added. Glenfiddich doesn't improve at all with water, and it's really a different animal: lighter in color and fruitier.

Final report: Only 3,000 bottles of the 30-year CC were produced, and it's hard to find at this point (try ordering it here.) It would definitely be worth both the search and the price as a gift for a whiskey connoisseur, but I wouldn't waste it on anybody else: In their cups, most people wouldn't have the patience to dig for esoteric flavors or even care much about how smooth it is. And as a side note, I totally dig CC's new advertising campaign: "Your Mom Wasn't Your Dad's First," and would only like to add that he wasn't hers either, you chump.

But I actually prefer this slightly altered version of the ad:
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Spring Lamb, a la Armenian

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You wonder how a tiny, nine-table, family run Armenian cafe could survive two years on the fringes of Boca Raton's ritzy Mizner Park: But order a plate of Boca Skewers' falafel, and you'll get the picture. These crunchy little balls of fried, spiced chickpeas may be served on a plastic plate with paper napkins, but there's no doubt they're made from scratch by a cook whose family has refined the recipe over generations. At Boca Skewers the falafel are served with a "secret sauce" made from yogurt, garlic, and spices. The small, reasonably priced Mediterranean menu ranges from grilled lamb kebabs ($16.99) crosshatched with char -- rich, tender, and long marinated -- to chicken soltani, smoky organic eggplant stew ($11.99), and kafte kebabs ($12.99) of ground beef pressed and grilled on a skewer, all accompanied by a side of lentil-flecked rice sweetened with a touch of sugar. You've seen these appetizers, pita sandwiches, and salads on other menus: stuffed grape leaves, baba ghannouj, kibbeh, spinach pie, salads flecked with mint and parsley, but rarely prepared with such care. There's lots to wow vegetarians. And the Armenian families you'll find eating here aren't complaining. Open for lunch and dinner. Boca Skewers 130 NE 2nd Street (in Mizner Plaza). Boca Raton 561-347-9961.