How To Go Green For Memorial Weekend: Solar Cooking

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So you say you've gone green, but how committed are you to the cause? You wear organic flip-flops with your organic socks, don't use air conditioning, sleep in a tent in your neighbor's backyard, surf the web on a solar-powered computer and only bathe in organic water. Good start, but what about cooking, you traitor, we saw you zapping that burrito in a kwik-e-mart microwave.

Assuming you find the raw food lifestyle far too radical, you can take the slow food movement to a whole new plane with solar cooking.

Sure it rains almost everyday in Miami in the summer. Don't let that stop you. Summer hasn't even started yet. Thinking memorial day BBQ? Fuhgeddaboutit. Nothin'll make you appreciate a hot dog more than waiting a half hour for it to cook in an oven you made yourself out of a used pizza box and tin foil.

So grab your scissors, holler at a roll of Reynolds Wrap and get started. The sun shines brighter in Miami, but our population is wasting it on frivolities like sports, the beach, and shooting Burn Notice. A majority of "solar cooking miami" search term combinations on google return entries about Miami Country Day School, which start their students experimenting with solar cuisine at age 4. Don't be out solared by a 4 year old. Click here for solar oven plans.

Paul & Young Ron Show's Webbie's Ghetto Porkchops

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funny in the morning
I have a beat-up boom box sitting on a milk crate next to my computer chair. I listen to the Paul & Young Ron Show when I'm writing in the morning. They're always talking about their website so I went and checked it out. Their internerd "Webster" has a recipe for what he calls "Ghetto Porkchops" on his show blog. Check it out:

"I was almost out of food and was starving so I made up a recipe for pork-chops and threw in what I had left in the house. They turned out AWESOME!

"There is no exact measurement to this recipe.

How To Make Use Of Food Waste

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A candy bar gives the impression of existing solely in its fully formed product state, hitting air for the first time when you unwrap it from its plastic home, but it's easy to forget that all food is either grown or fed right from this here Earth, not manufactured.

You can even grow things to eat yourself and use the waste from what you consume to do so more efficiently.

This month the Biscayne Times, owned and operated by former New Times editor Jim Mullin, features an article by Jeff Shimonski, a certified arborist and director of horticulture at Jungle Island, on home composting techniques.

Shimonski uses vermiculture, compost via earthworm, at his own home's vegetable garden. Shimonski writes "I purchased a small vermicomposter and a couple of pounds of earthworms online and got started." Sounds easy right? Vermiculture produces high quality compost from organic materials, even paper and cardboard, though it is unsafe to give your worms "meat and milk products, because of bacterial issues."

The food you throw can help you with the food you grow and those credit card bills can help you make something instead of lose it.

Read Shimonski's article at the Biscayne Times website or visit his website at TropicalDesigns.com

Battles of the Bulge: "Beer Wars Live" at AMC Near You

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Fighting the good fight, one mug at a time
Run clean out of political causes to get fired up about, since the election of Barack Obama? Here's a burning issue that ought to scare the bejeesus out of us all: The plight of struggling US independent beer brewers. Tickets are on sale now for the one-night-only engagement of Beer Wars Live, Anat Baron's foam-spewing documentary, which follows the stories of small brewers, like the makers of Dogfish Head and New Century Brewing, as they take on the corporate giants ruling the beer industry. The screening on April 16th, at AMC and Cobb Theaters, will be followed by live video conferencing hosted by Ben Stein and a special panel discussion featuring Sam Calaglione of Dogfish Head, Rhonda Kallman of New Century, Greg Koch of Stone Brewery, beer historian Maureen Ogle, and beer activist Todd Alstrom (now doesn't that sound like your dream job?)

Go here to find your closest theater and buy advance tickets.




Over the Weekend: Homebrew Fest at BX Beer Depot

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It was an afternoon filled with beer, beer, and more beer as Lake Worth's BX Beer Depot hosted its first Homebrew Fest, an intimate gathering where members of BX's Lagerhead Brewers Club shared their handcrafted creations with the public. There were nearly a dozen homebrew beers on tap at the tiled-topped bar behind the Depot -- from Belgian Wit to Imperial IPA to Hard Cider -- plus a booth where you could sign up for BX's homebrew classes, email lists, and club dates. And there was good company -- folks who care deeply about what goes into your pint glass and are willing to talk about all facets of the frothy stuff for hours on end. Basically, it was Beer Valhalla.

So how were the beers? Find out, plus get info on upcoming BX events, after the jump.

When Good Meals Go Bad

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John Linn
This filet's seen better days.
I fancy myself an intrepid cook, one who strives to try out new ingredients and push my own boundaries on a regular basis. Every so often, I'll pick some dish I've never made before -- flour tortillas, berry sabayon, cote du boeuf -- and I'll set out to do it with a confidence in my abilities that perhaps borders on hubris. Well, a couple of weeks ago, hubris struck an awful blow as I managed to turn three whole, fresh Florida pompano into cat food. Before you ask: No, I was not making cat food.

Actually, I was making pan-seared pompano fillets with mango beurre blanc. Unfortunately, most of my $40 worth of fish never made it to that stage. We don't need to dwell too much on the how or the why; let's just say I had neither the tools nor the abilities to properly fillet the thin little buggers. I grew pretty frustrated, and I may have destroyed a couple of kitchen utensils in the process. But really, all was not lost. I decided to roast one of them whole, and it came out OK, and a couple of my fillets turned out decently enough. Still, I ended up with a whole load of mangled pompano that I couldn't bear to just throw away.

So I ended up roasting said pompano shreds, then pulsing them in the FP with some spices and folding in some whipping cream. And just like that: pompano mousse. I then sliced up some French bread, brushed with olive oil, and popped it the toaster for some cheap crostini. Top those with the mousse, a bit of that mango beurre blanc that wasn't going anywhere, some capers, slices of grape tomato, and a little olive oil, and voila: Dinner was saved.

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John Linn
 
It wasn't the finest thing I've ever made, but it did the trick. And it also proved a point -- sometimes your game plan just doesn't work out when you're cooking things you've never tried before. So you've got to adapt.

Anyone else had a cooking experience go catastrophic? How'd you recover?

Valentine's Recap in Pictures

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Many of you probably spent a romantic Valentine's Evening at a fine restaurant, supping on foie gras and fine wine. And that's all good. But here's an alternate view of Valentine's Day - a less expensive option for leaner times. This simple meal of salad, cheeses, good olives, fresh bread, and wine involves almost zero cooking, very minimal prep time, and the flavors you get will rival the best of restaurants. It's what I did on Saturday evening, and it's a plan that by no means expires after February 14th. You could recreate this entire sensual experience -- for under $25 I might add -- any night of the year. Just add loved one.

Click any picture for a larger, more erotic version.

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John Linn
Humboldt Fog goat cheese from Cypress Grove Chevre.



 
Start off with a wedge of delicious mold-rippened goat's milk cheese, like Humboldt Fog from Cypress Grove Chevre out of California. This piece cost just $5 at Whole Foods, and was deliciously rich, nutty, and creamy, with a runny, brie-like texture close to the rind followed by a smooth, earthy interior. We spread it on slices of hot, fresh french bread and topped that with...

What Will You Cook in 2009?


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A friend just sent me a copy of Julie and Julia, the true story of one woman's quest to cook every recipe in Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking in the space of a single year. Julie Powell's incredibly ambitious project, which became a blog, which became a book, which became a movie starring Meryl Streep as Julia Child (directed by Nora Ephron, coming this summer) was all the more unreal because she lived in a crappy Queens apartment so small she had to roll out pastry on her hall floor -- and this she did in her spare time after working a 40 hour week in a crappy secretarial job.

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I'm a sucker for these kinds of inspirational rags-to-riches stories, so I've been thinking about taking on some crazy year-long project of my own, like training my mutt, pictured left, who we adopted when she was a pregnant, teenage, unwed mother, to become a prizewinning champion agility dog. Tentative title of the bestselling book to follow: Snappy and Me. 

Anyway, Food & Wine just sent me a list of 12 classic dishes which I MUST master this year if I ever plan to call myself a cook. They include cassoulet, bouillabaisse, chicken soup (I can do this), a mushroom quiche adapted from a recipe by Thomas Keller, a citrus marinated pork roast, and boeuf bourguignon, which was actually the first real dish I ever learned to cook. F&W's list is rather ho-hum and obvious, IMHO, except maybe for the cassoulet, which is notoriously difficult. So my question to you: If you had to learn to cook only ONE DISH this year, what would it be? What impossibly complicated food do you yearn to turn out like a pro? Send me your most outre suggestions, and I'll live blog myself trying to cook them -- and thereby give you something to scoff at for the next couple of months, along with lots of mistakes to avoid.

Post Holiday Depression Diet


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If you're like me after the holidays, a person who routinely has trouble pushing herself away from the table**, you're feeling fat and broke. So I looked up some traditional Depression Era recipes, hearkening back to the days when everybody was skinny because they ate so much cabbage, noodles, beans, and potatoes (for some reason back in the '30s, carb consumption didn't lead to out-of-control weight gain). Most of these recipes are vaguely in the "stone soup" family, where a minuscule dab of protein is stretched, via the judicious addition of breadcrumbs or other starchy carbs, to feed an entire village. (I  noticed that even the New York Times has been printing recipes lately that any Depression-surviving mom would have been happy to serve her family, like this one for cabbage with lentils.) 

thrifty lady.gifHere's an original  Depression recipe appropriately called Poor Man's Casserole:

1 small head cabbage
2 large potatoes
I large onion, diced
1 1/2 lbs hamburger
1 teaspoon cumin
1/2 stick butter
1/2 tsp salt
pepper
dash of paprika

Cut cabbage into cubes, salt and pepper to taste, and cook until well done. Drain. Peel and quarter potatoes, salt and cook until well done. Drain potatoes and smash with butter, making sure they are on the dry side. Put hamburger in skillet with onions, salt and pepper, and cook until well done. Drain off all the fat and add cumin. Put cabbage in baking dish to level of about 3 inches. Put meat on top of cabbage. Put potatoes on top of meat. Sprinkle with paprika. Cook in 350 oven for 25 minutes. Makes 4 large servings. The author adds: "In a casserole you have your whole meal: meat, vegetable and starch."

From "Great Depression Recipes."

-- Gail Shepherd

**disparaging Depression-era slang for one who overindulges, food-wise

Everything But The Squeal

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Pigging Out for the Holidays.

Pictured above: The 35 pounds of pork I got in the mail from Heritage Foods USA this week, fully one quarter of a Six Spotted Berkshire hog. Price: $235. I'm determined to cook most of it to feed the extended family over the holidays, beginning of course with a fresh Christmas ham, to be served with potatoes Anna, brussels sprouts, and an ancient Christmas pudding hand-carried all the way from Scotland by my brother-in-law. Here's what was included in my piggy package:

  • pork spare ribs
  • osso bucco
  • a boneless sirloin
  • four center-cut pork chops
  • a fresh ham
  • maple sugar cured smoked bacon ends
  • a shoulder steak
  • 3 packages of smoked bacon
  • a shoulder roast
  • and a shitload of sausage and ground pork
I've got the recipe for an awesome pork and chile stew that will use up the spare ribs. I'll roast the boneless sirloin in a salt crust, a trick my other brother-in-law taught me (you actually use a whole box of kosher salt to make a thick, thick paste that you crack open after cooking). I'll use the bacon ends in our New Years Day black eyed peas (I plan to employ every superstitious hoodoo trick in the book to bring my family luck in  2009, gawd knows we'll need it); there will be meatloaf sandwiches made from the ground pork; and of course, bacon will go in, under, and around everything we eat at every meal: I think I might even try to make some bacon ice cream  --which will require me to finally buy the ice-cream attachment for the old Kitchen Aid. Anyway, yum, right? If you can stand it without perishing from envy, tune in over the holidays for pictures and recipes.


*Heritage Foods USA buys from small family farmers who are working to produce heritage breeds, some of them very old and native to the US, thereby protecting diversity in the gene pool and providing us with lots of deliciousness. All animals are raised on pasture without anitbiotics or animal by-products, and farmers are Certified Humane by the Animal Welfare institute Humane Farm Animal Care  and recognized for their sustainable practices. 

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